Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
Wyatt goes back on meds, apologizes for odd behavior
Neck surgery forces Bryan to vacate beard
Mother’s Day a sad occasion for Mae Young’s Hand
CM Punk returns as Sin Cara
Undertaker-Lesnar decision reversed thanks to fan petition
Guy who met CM Punk once says he can “totally relate to Phil”
Entire WWE Universe insists they were just chopping onions
Raw losing Monday Night War to WWE Network
Leaked WWE script reveals pro wrestling may be rigged
Conspiracy theorist insists Undertaker was screwed by Earl Hebner
Wrestling convention super depressing
Lone fan doing “CM Punk” chant turns out to be CM Punk
WrestleMania DVD to feature alternate ending in which Undertaker wins
Sting retains WrestleMania streak of 0-0
Fake sport criticized by fake journalist
Fickle wrestling fans already sick of Daniel Bryan’s championship reign
WrestleMania cancelled due to low ticket sales
Mordecai snubbed by WWE Hall of Fame yet again
McMahon sells WWE to Dixie Carter
Indecisive wrestling fans launch “Maybe Movement”
Lita’s Hall of Fame speech to feature Live Sex Celebration
CM Punk’s biggest fan overjoyed to meet his hero in the mirror
WrestleMania to be largest gathering of unwashed people at Superdome since Katrina
