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“World Heavyweight Championship” currently held by 846 independent wrestlers

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“I only watch wrestling ironically,” man insists for 27th consecutive year

“I only watch wrestling ironically,” man insists for 27th consecutive year

“World Heavyweight Championship” currently held by 846 independent wrestlers

“World Heavyweight Championship” currently held by 846 independent wrestlers

Independent wrestlers go on strike demanding more hot dogs and handshakes

Independent wrestlers go on strike demanding more hot dogs and handshakes

WWE fires entire Creative team, to be replaced by ChatGPT

WWE fires entire Creative team, to be replaced by ChatGPT

“Yes, it was all a work” — Bret Hart admits he masterminded Montreal Screwjob

“Yes, it was all a work” — Bret Hart admits he masterminded Montreal Screwjob

Did you know? Usos are not brothers in real life — they’re not even related!

Did you know? Usos are not brothers in real life — they’re not even related!

Former WWE star “The Undertaker” now wrestling on independent circuit as “Mark the Mortician”

Former WWE star “The Undertaker” now wrestling on independent circuit as “Mark the Mortician”

Hulk Hogan accidentally tells truth

Hulk Hogan accidentally tells truth

Physicists baffled by elasticity of wrestling ring ropes

Physicists baffled by elasticity of wrestling ring ropes

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Meet Todd Menderchuk, the 48-year-old Canadian trucker who portrays WWE’s Danhausen

Meet Todd Menderchuk, the 48-year-old Canadian trucker who portrays WWE’s Danhausen

The Kayfabe News book is now available (no, seriously!)

The Kayfabe News book is now available (no, seriously!)

Cena signs five-match contract with Saudi-based LIV Wrestling

Cena signs five-match contract with Saudi-based LIV Wrestling

Want to feel old? The Montreal Screwjob happened 100 years ago today!

Want to feel old? The Montreal Screwjob happened 100 years ago today!

Wrestling fans: Sting would like to talk to you about a reverse mortgage

Wrestling fans: Sting would like to talk to you about a reverse mortgage

WWE announces Monday Night Raw becoming a “two-night spectacular”

WWE announces Monday Night Raw becoming a “two-night spectacular”

Cena grants WrestleMania wish for man-child suffering from terminal talentlessness

Cena grants WrestleMania wish for man-child suffering from terminal talentlessness

WWE promises “greatest WrestleMania of all time” for 41st consecutive year

WWE promises “greatest WrestleMania of all time” for 41st consecutive year

SPOILERS: WrestleMania was pre-taped last week — and we have the leaked results!

SPOILERS: WrestleMania was pre-taped last week — and we have the leaked results!

Heroic Make-A-Wish kid blindsides Cena with chairshot

Heroic Make-A-Wish kid blindsides Cena with chairshot

FINALLY! Glacier be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame

FINALLY! Glacier be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame

WWE leadership under fire after adding Dave Meltzer to top-secret WrestleMania planning Signal chat

WWE leadership under fire after adding Dave Meltzer to top-secret WrestleMania planning Signal chat

Trump signs executive order demanding Cena turn back babyface

Trump signs executive order demanding Cena turn back babyface

Linda McMahon emerges from catatonic state to kick Department of Education in the grapefruits

Linda McMahon emerges from catatonic state to kick Department of Education in the grapefruits

Cena verbally berates sick children for Break-A-Wish Foundation

Cena verbally berates sick children for Break-A-Wish Foundation

Table broken in wrestling match now rehabbing at DDP’s house

Table broken in wrestling match now rehabbing at DDP’s house

Former WWE mogul now portraying “Mister McMan” on indy scene

Former WWE mogul now portraying “Mister McMan” on indy scene

Canadian Prime Minister Rougeau arms border guards with cattle prods

Canadian Prime Minister Rougeau arms border guards with cattle prods

Heel Cena takes back thousands of wishes

Heel Cena takes back thousands of wishes

WrestleMania to feature [INSERT UNWANTED RAPPER]

WrestleMania to feature [INSERT UNWANTED RAPPER]

Pro wrestler Cody Rhodes fined $1 million for swearing during “PG” Netflix broadcast

Pro wrestler Cody Rhodes fined $1 million for swearing during “PG” Netflix broadcast

Does this peculiar birthmark prove Bron Breakker’s real father is Goldberg?

Does this peculiar birthmark prove Bron Breakker’s real father is Goldberg?

Cody Rhodes unveils new face tattoo

Cody Rhodes unveils new face tattoo

Gullible football “marks” don’t realize Super Bowl is rigged

Gullible football “marks” don’t realize Super Bowl is rigged