https://thekayfabenews.comUnreal news about an unreal sporthttps://thekayfabenews.com/meet-todd-menderchuk-the-48-year-old-canadian-trucker-who-portrays-wwes-danhausen/https://thekayfabenews.com/meet-todd-menderchuk-the-48-year-old-canadian-trucker-who-portrays-wwes-danhausen/Wed, 24 Jun 2026 18:52:58 +0000Fans of professional wrestling worldwide are enchanted by the curse-casting antics of the mysterious Danhausen, but very few know about […]https://thekayfabenews.com/the-kayfabe-news-book-is-now-available-no-seriously/https://thekayfabenews.com/the-kayfabe-news-book-is-now-available-no-seriously/Sat, 21 Feb 2026 13:11:38 +0000Kayfabe News has published a book. We swear this is true. We understand why you might assume we are not […]https://thekayfabenews.com/cena-signs-five-match-contract-with-saudi-based-liv-wrestling/https://thekayfabenews.com/cena-signs-five-match-contract-with-saudi-based-liv-wrestling/Mon, 19 Jan 2026 00:51:45 +0000Just weeks after his so-called retirement match, WWE legend John Cena shocked fans worldwide when he confirmed today that he […]https://thekayfabenews.com/broke-and-desperate-cena-hits-the-indy-circuit/https://thekayfabenews.com/broke-and-desperate-cena-hits-the-indy-circuit/Mon, 15 Dec 2025 18:34:57 +0000His glory days now long behind him, former WWE Superstar John Cena has fallen on hard times since retirement and […]https://thekayfabenews.com/want-to-feel-old-the-montreal-screwjob-happened-100-years-ago-today/https://thekayfabenews.com/want-to-feel-old-the-montreal-screwjob-happened-100-years-ago-today/Thu, 04 Dec 2025 19:15:03 +0000Ready to feel like an geezer? Although it feels like it happened yesterday, the infamous Montreal Screwjob — in which […]https://thekayfabenews.com/wrestling-fans-sting-would-like-to-talk-to-you-about-a-reverse-mortgage/https://thekayfabenews.com/wrestling-fans-sting-would-like-to-talk-to-you-about-a-reverse-mortgage/Tue, 21 Oct 2025 00:49:47 +0000Fans of professional wrestling are abuzz this week after the surprise return to AEW of wrestling legend Sting, who has […]https://thekayfabenews.com/wwe-announces-monday-night-raw-becoming-a-two-night-spectacular/https://thekayfabenews.com/wwe-announces-monday-night-raw-becoming-a-two-night-spectacular/Fri, 10 Oct 2025 15:28:38 +0000Fans of professional wrestling are abuzz today with the announcement by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) that its flagship weekly television […]https://thekayfabenews.com/cena-grants-wrestlemania-wish-for-man-child-suffering-from-terminal-talentlessness/https://thekayfabenews.com/cena-grants-wrestlemania-wish-for-man-child-suffering-from-terminal-talentlessness/Mon, 21 Apr 2025 15:57:11 +0000Even as a “heel,” John Cena couldn’t help but grant a special WrestleMania wish for l’il Travis Scott, a grown-up […]https://thekayfabenews.com/wwe-promises-greatest-wrestlemania-of-all-time-for-41st-consecutive-year/https://thekayfabenews.com/wwe-promises-greatest-wrestlemania-of-all-time-for-41st-consecutive-year/Sat, 19 Apr 2025 17:26:50 +0000World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) presents its 41st annual WrestleMania spectacular this weekend, and for the 41st time the company is […]https://thekayfabenews.com/spoilers-wrestlemania-was-pre-taped-last-week-and-we-have-the-leaked-results/https://thekayfabenews.com/spoilers-wrestlemania-was-pre-taped-last-week-and-we-have-the-leaked-results/Fri, 18 Apr 2025 01:17:58 +0000Despite being billed as a “live” extravaganza to be held this weekend, WWE’s much-hyped WrestleMania 41 was actually pre-recorded last […]https://thekayfabenews.com/heroic-make-a-wish-kid-blindsides-cena-with-chairshot/https://thekayfabenews.com/heroic-make-a-wish-kid-blindsides-cena-with-chairshot/Tue, 08 Apr 2025 22:53:14 +0000Professional wrestler John Cena is, ironically, recovering in a local medical facility today after an ill-fated Make-A-Wish visit, during which […]https://thekayfabenews.com/finally-glacier-be-inducted-into-wwe-hall-of-fame/https://thekayfabenews.com/finally-glacier-be-inducted-into-wwe-hall-of-fame/Tue, 01 Apr 2025 20:43:45 +0000Wrestling fans worldwide are unanimously rejoicing today after it was revealed that, at long last, legendary superstar Glacier will be […]https://thekayfabenews.com/wwe-leadership-under-fire-after-adding-dave-meltzer-to-top-secret-wrestlemania-planning-signal-chat/https://thekayfabenews.com/wwe-leadership-under-fire-after-adding-dave-meltzer-to-top-secret-wrestlemania-planning-signal-chat/Mon, 31 Mar 2025 21:04:51 +0000The Helmsley administration is scrambling to explain how long time wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer was added, unnoticed, to a top-secret […]https://thekayfabenews.com/trump-signs-executive-order-demanding-cena-turn-back-babyface/https://thekayfabenews.com/trump-signs-executive-order-demanding-cena-turn-back-babyface/Tue, 25 Mar 2025 23:35:04 +0000WWE Hall of Famer and two-time US “President” Donald Trump, reportedly “heartbroken” over the recent heel turn of his favorite […]https://thekayfabenews.com/linda-mcmahon-emerges-from-catatonic-state-to-kick-department-of-education-in-the-grapefruits/https://thekayfabenews.com/linda-mcmahon-emerges-from-catatonic-state-to-kick-department-of-education-in-the-grapefruits/Sun, 23 Mar 2025 16:20:32 +0000Linda McMahon, the former WWE matriarch appointed by WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump to dismantle education in the United […]https://thekayfabenews.com/cena-verbally-berates-sick-children-for-break-a-wish-foundation/https://thekayfabenews.com/cena-verbally-berates-sick-children-for-break-a-wish-foundation/Thu, 20 Mar 2025 13:19:52 +0000Professional wrestler and Hollywood thespian John Cena, once lauded for his tireless work granting wishes to ailing children, is now […]https://thekayfabenews.com/table-broken-in-wrestling-match-now-rehabbing-at-ddps-house/https://thekayfabenews.com/table-broken-in-wrestling-match-now-rehabbing-at-ddps-house/Wed, 12 Mar 2025 18:17:52 +0000After suffering a career-threatening breakage at a World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) event, a wooden table has dedicated itself to clean living and daily yoga while living with Diamond Dallas Page.https://thekayfabenews.com/former-wwe-mogul-now-portraying-mister-mcman-on-indy-scene/https://thekayfabenews.com/former-wwe-mogul-now-portraying-mister-mcman-on-indy-scene/Mon, 10 Mar 2025 17:43:34 +0000Vince McMahon, the longtime billionaire mogul of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), is reportedly in financial trouble and performing as “Mister […]https://thekayfabenews.com/canadian-prime-minister-rougeau-arms-border-guards-with-cattle-prods/https://thekayfabenews.com/canadian-prime-minister-rougeau-arms-border-guards-with-cattle-prods/Thu, 06 Mar 2025 01:54:48 +0000Amid escalating tensions with WWE Hall of Famer and US President Donald J. Trump, Canadian Prime Minister Jacques Rougeau announced […]https://thekayfabenews.com/heel-cena-takes-back-thousands-of-wishes/https://thekayfabenews.com/heel-cena-takes-back-thousands-of-wishes/Tue, 04 Mar 2025 14:55:45 +0000After shocking wrestling fans worldwide by “turning heel” at Saturday’s WWE Elimination Chamber event, professional wrestler John Cena further shocked […]https://thekayfabenews.com/wrestlemania-to-feature-insert-unwanted-rapper/https://thekayfabenews.com/wrestlemania-to-feature-insert-unwanted-rapper/Mon, 03 Mar 2025 20:25:03 +0000Fans of professional wrestling were stunned to silence and frustration Saturday night when The Rock appeared at Elimination Chamber flanked […]https://thekayfabenews.com/pro-wrestler-cody-rhodes-fined-1-million-for-swearing-during-pg-netflix-broadcast/https://thekayfabenews.com/pro-wrestler-cody-rhodes-fined-1-million-for-swearing-during-pg-netflix-broadcast/Mon, 03 Mar 2025 00:26:47 +0000Professional wrestler Cody Rhodes got a big reaction from the Toronto crowd Saturday when he said “Go f— yourself” to […]https://thekayfabenews.com/does-this-peculiar-birthmark-prove-bron-breakkers-real-father-is-goldberg/https://thekayfabenews.com/does-this-peculiar-birthmark-prove-bron-breakkers-real-father-is-goldberg/Tue, 25 Feb 2025 15:19:31 +0000Although it is widely believed that WWE Superstar Bron Breakker is the son of former tag-team champion Rick Steiner, a […]https://thekayfabenews.com/cody-rhodes-unveils-new-face-tattoo/https://thekayfabenews.com/cody-rhodes-unveils-new-face-tattoo/Tue, 11 Feb 2025 16:12:57 +0000Professional wrestler Cody Rhodes has been receiving mixed reviews for his new tattoo — a colourful bird inked onto the […]https://thekayfabenews.com/gullible-football-marks-dont-realize-super-bowl-is-rigged/https://thekayfabenews.com/gullible-football-marks-dont-realize-super-bowl-is-rigged/Sun, 09 Feb 2025 21:24:08 +0000Fans of American football are gearing up for their annual half-baked rip-off of WrestleMania, blissfully unaware that football is a […]https://thekayfabenews.com/wwe-in-financial-trouble-after-mexico-imposes-25-percent-tariff-on-luchadores/https://thekayfabenews.com/wwe-in-financial-trouble-after-mexico-imposes-25-percent-tariff-on-luchadores/Sun, 02 Feb 2025 23:09:51 +0000World Wrestling Entertainment may soon be unable to afford top luchadores like Penta and Rey Mysterio after Mexico announced it […]https://thekayfabenews.com/wwe-legend-launches-personal-re-brand-with-perk-angle-coffee/https://thekayfabenews.com/wwe-legend-launches-personal-re-brand-with-perk-angle-coffee/Fri, 31 Jan 2025 17:36:26 +0000Hoping to finally eschew the “Perc Angle” nickname that has dogged him since overcoming his struggles with substance addition, WWE […]https://thekayfabenews.com/never-give-up-wrestler-giving-up-wrestling/https://thekayfabenews.com/never-give-up-wrestler-giving-up-wrestling/Sat, 25 Jan 2025 22:36:18 +0000John Cena, the legendary professional wrestler and thespian who inspired his fans to “never give up,” is giving up wrestling. […]https://thekayfabenews.com/professional-wrestling-now-officially-more-realistic-than-reality/https://thekayfabenews.com/professional-wrestling-now-officially-more-realistic-than-reality/Tue, 21 Jan 2025 14:41:17 +0000A study published today by the Harvard Sociological Review concludes that, amid geopolitical chaos and the rise of so-called alternative […]https://thekayfabenews.com/mr-america-returning-to-wwe-to-promote-beer/https://thekayfabenews.com/mr-america-returning-to-wwe-to-promote-beer/Sat, 18 Jan 2025 21:51:23 +0000Patriotic professional wrestler Mr. America announced this week that he is coming out of retirement as spokesperson for Real American […]