Wrestling Fans

Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.

Guy who loved Attitude Era mortified his son can watch it on WWE Network

Guy who loved Attitude Era mortified his son can watch it on WWE Network

Cash-strapped Undertaker hits indy wrestling circuit

Cash-strapped Undertaker hits indy wrestling circuit

Sin Cara unmasks, reveals it was Mr. McMahon all along

Sin Cara unmasks, reveals it was Mr. McMahon all along

Man hates Cena for exact same reasons he was a Hulkamaniac

Man hates Cena for exact same reasons he was a Hulkamaniac

Raw ratings to skyrocket with promise of three-hour Heyman promo

Raw ratings to skyrocket with promise of three-hour Heyman promo

Six-month commitment to WWE Network is fan’s longest-ever relationship

Six-month commitment to WWE Network is fan’s longest-ever relationship

Depraved wrestling fans eagerly anticipate blood, urine, vomit

Depraved wrestling fans eagerly anticipate blood, urine, vomit

Shocked Undertaker fan admits he was just sneezing

Shocked Undertaker fan admits he was just sneezing

WWE 2K15 roster unveiled, Mordecai snubbed again

WWE 2K15 roster unveiled, Mordecai snubbed again

Ultra-realistic WWE videogame includes idiots chanting “CM Punk”

Ultra-realistic WWE videogame includes idiots chanting “CM Punk”

Kane shockingly removes, puts on, removes, puts on, removes mask

Kane shockingly removes, puts on, removes, puts on, removes mask

WWE Network price hiked to $14.99/month

WWE Network price hiked to $14.99/month

Guy who never watches Impact Wrestling mourns its cancellation

Guy who never watches Impact Wrestling mourns its cancellation

Spike TV to showcase TNA Wrestling on “1000 Ways to Die”

Spike TV to showcase TNA Wrestling on “1000 Ways to Die”

Leaked posters reveal Cena headlining WrestleManias 31 through 78

Leaked posters reveal Cena headlining WrestleManias 31 through 78

Smackdown winning “Friday Night Wars” against fans’ social lives

Smackdown winning “Friday Night Wars” against fans’ social lives

Steve Austin publicly apologizes for creating “What?!” chant

Steve Austin publicly apologizes for creating “What?!” chant

PPV to feature two Divas matches because WWE hates you

PPV to feature two Divas matches because WWE hates you

TNA to introduce no-sided ring

TNA to introduce no-sided ring

Soccer fans enjoy their boring version of WrestleMania

Soccer fans enjoy their boring version of WrestleMania

TNA’s Creative Team seeks more suitable team name

TNA’s Creative Team seeks more suitable team name

Sandow portrays misused jobber in most accurate impersonation yet

Sandow portrays misused jobber in most accurate impersonation yet

Leprechaun to face tiny bull in match of the century

Leprechaun to face tiny bull in match of the century

Khali performs perfect moonsault at house show

Khali performs perfect moonsault at house show