“Hijack Impact” plan fails after nobody shows up for TNA event
Vince McMahon announces launch of WBF Network
Chicago fans eager to hate event they paid good money to attend
Leaked birth certificate reveals Hulk Hogan is real Canadian
Glitchy WWE Network scrapped in favor of 1-900 hotline
WWE Network available via free online service called “YouTube”
Wrestling fan doesn’t care for Daniel Bryan
Hogan confirmed to “host” and “slow down” WrestleMania
WWE Network cancelled to avert worldwide productivity crisis
Delusional Zack Ryder points at WrestleMania sign
Coliseum Video finally releases Best of the WWF Vol. 21
Gullible mark believes news he reads on Bleacher Report
WWE closes down in accordance with its own anti-bullying stance
Millions of wrestling fans fall for “Punk-walks-out” schtick again
Frustrated Daniel Bryan signs with TNA
WWE Universe goes on strike
Mark Henry takes sole custody of Hand
Dimwitted fan appreciates Michael Cole’s WWE App download tutorials
WWE fans eagerly awaiting Batista’s next departure
WWE to unify Tag Team Championships with single undisputed champion
TNA Network to launch on Nashville public-access station
WWE Network to revolutionize the way fans complain about wrestling
Millions of wrestling fans bid farewell to families, friends, jobs
WWE promises biggest announcement in the history of the universe