Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
UNPRECEDENTED! Two-out-of-three-falls match ends at second fall
“Due to popular demand,” WrestleMania to be held four times a year
Scotty 2 Hotty and 2 Cold Scorpio join forces as tag team “Room Temperature”
Five wrestlers you didn’t realize portrayed the Rey Mysterio character
Multiple sports-entertainers accused of telling coworkers to “suck it”
Pathetic “casual” wrestling fan enjoys WWE without cynicism or complaint
Female wrestler “getting a bit chubby,” wheezes fan struggling to get up from couch
Wrestling fan misses one week of Raw and now can’t make sense of its intricate storylines
Will this dream match EVER happen?
Net Neutrality Explained for Wrestling Fans
Self-described “old-school wrestling fan” remembers when Nexus debuted
With Ellsworth gone from WWE, who’s left to face Undertaker at WrestleMania?
Fan with 17 Bullet Club t-shirts has never seen Bullet Club wrestle
WWE releases Emma and Summer Rae, surprising fans who thought they were the same person
New GFW Network offers 24/7 streaming of that event Global Force Wrestling did that time
Fan chanting “E-C-DUB” was a fetus when ECW folded
RAW PREVIEW! Will musclemen who love blue t-shirts attack musclemen who prefer red t-shirts?
Wrestling fan brags to friends of “sick bump” he took, but omits detail of tripping over cat
Twenty-nine-year-old wrestling fan insists his virginity is “a work”
Kevin Owens shocks wrestling fans with new six-pack abs
5 Crazy Things You Didn’t Know About NXT’s New Vixen, Lexxi Sizzle
The Beast Incarnate vs. The Monster Among Men: Which Man Has the Cuter Tushy?
No Mercy to feature two “WrestleMania-worthy” matches and five “Velocity-worthy” ones
