Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
Upcoming Mark Henry Classic to crown a lover for winner of Mae Young Classic
Wrestling fan spends “biggest party of the summer” wallowing in own filth in parents’ basement
Commercials briefly interrupted by Raw wrestling matches
Super-cool wrestling fan refers to Undertaker as “Mark”
Paige and Alberto Del Rio something something something
WWE replaces low-visibility Punjabi Prison with no-visibility “Hell in an Opaque Black Box”
Returning Great Khali portrayed by Glenn Jacobs
Remember this l’il guy who beat Big Show? Soon he’ll “fight” a fellow midget!
Wrestling fans sick of “Super Jinder” never losing
Voices in Orton’s head pretty douchey, it turns out
Quantum physics explained for wrestling fans
On this day in wrestling history, an in-ring contract signing failed to go smoothly
WWE announces new PPV featuring nothing but House of Horrors matches
10 articles we’ve published; one is a lie. Guess which one!
Wrestling fans launch “Get well soon” campaign for flipped ambulance
“You deserve it,” fan chants to self while buying $600 replica belt
The Mortician debuts in Impact Wrestling
WrestleMania 33: Was it too short?
WrestleMania: The 5 Real Losers
Wrestling fans brace themselves for 197 consecutive hours of programming
McMahon starting to wonder if some wrestling matches might be rigged
“You deserve it,” fans chant at 21-year-old NXT newcomer
Here’s that sextape wrestling fans are buzzing about
