Wrestling Fans

Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.

Man wearing leather jacket over bare torso inexplicably not laughed at

Man wearing leather jacket over bare torso inexplicably not laughed at

WrestleMania: Is it Long Enough?

WrestleMania: Is it Long Enough?

WrestleMania Analysis: The 5 Real Losers

WrestleMania Analysis: The 5 Real Losers

WrestleMania was pre-taped this morning — and here are the leaked results!

WrestleMania was pre-taped this morning — and here are the leaked results!

WWE hosting its half-baked Bound for Glory knock-off tonight

WWE hosting its half-baked Bound for Glory knock-off tonight

Cena to participate in WrestleMania “as a fan” via annoying chants and misspelled signs

Cena to participate in WrestleMania “as a fan” via annoying chants and misspelled signs

Cena “furious” after Undertaker accepts WrestleMania challenge from Heath Slater

Cena “furious” after Undertaker accepts WrestleMania challenge from Heath Slater

Lazy wrestling fans would rather just sit with Elias

Lazy wrestling fans would rather just sit with Elias

Sheamus cries himself to sleep after yet another night of “you look stupid” chants

Sheamus cries himself to sleep after yet another night of “you look stupid” chants

Undertaker loses retirement match to Cena at house show

Undertaker loses retirement match to Cena at house show

WWE cameraman injured in extreme zooming sequence

WWE cameraman injured in extreme zooming sequence

Undertaker declines Cena’s challenge, but Fake Undertaker accepts

Undertaker declines Cena’s challenge, but Fake Undertaker accepts

Mixed Tag Dream Match! Cena and Bella to Face Undertaker and McCool

Mixed Tag Dream Match! Cena and Bella to Face Undertaker and McCool

Wrestling fan loses his own “Six-Pack Challenge” halfway through Fastlane

Wrestling fan loses his own “Six-Pack Challenge” halfway through Fastlane

Elias to kick off WrestleMania by singing America the Beautiful with “alternate lyrics”

Elias to kick off WrestleMania by singing America the Beautiful with “alternate lyrics”

Look who’s going to be at Elimination Chamber!

Look who’s going to be at Elimination Chamber!

WWE to replace plexiglass pods in Elimination Chamber with more durable Saran Wrap

Study reveals 98 percent of wrestling fans would gladly smear Balor’s tummy with baby oil if given the chance

Study reveals 98 percent of wrestling fans would gladly smear Balor’s tummy with baby oil if given the chance

Football fans excited for their half-assed version of WrestleMania

Football fans excited for their half-assed version of WrestleMania

Did you know? Before Rousey, WWE had another “Rowdy” character!

Did you know? Before Rousey, WWE had another “Rowdy” character!

Undertaker’s cryptic promo decoded: “Has anyone seen my old hat and coat?”

Undertaker’s cryptic promo decoded: “Has anyone seen my old hat and coat?”

NXT fans eagerly anticipating debut of Rick O’Shea

NXT fans eagerly anticipating debut of Rick O’Shea

Gallows, Bliss, Maven and Strowman visit WWE Performance Center

Gallows, Bliss, Maven and Strowman visit WWE Performance Center

Sexist NJPW has no Wrestle Queendom

Sexist NJPW has no Wrestle Queendom