Vince McMahon
Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.
Lashley brashly lashes back at Backlash as a mish-mash of trashy squash matches
5 Predictions for WWE Backpack or Flapjack or Slapchop or Whatever Show is Happening This Sunday
WWE announces new PPV featuring nothing but House of Horrors matches
Trump appoints Vince Russo as chief of border wall to ensure nobody gets over
Superstar Shake-Up starts early as Lesnar drafted to 205 Live
Trump hires Lashley to do actual presidential work
WrestleMania cancelled after only 147 tickets sold
Thousands inadvertently imitate Tajiri for St. Patrick’s Day
Guy who reviews pay-per-views on webcam “pretty sure Vince watches” his videos
McMahon vows to build wall around Spanish announce table
Rollins CONFIRMED for WrestleMania as Druid #7
Mauro Ranallo fired due to “lack of enthusiasm”
WWE commentators now outnumber wrestlers
Nickelback confirmed to perform 50-minute set at WrestleMania
TRUMP UNMASKED! “It was me all along,” snarls McMahon
Inexperienced jobber botches main-event push
Catatonic Linda McMahon awakens during confirmation hearing to kick Trump in groin
Trump insists his WrestleMania 23 crowd was “much bigger” than WrestleMania 3
Leaked intelligence documents claim Trump is into Golden Truth
Vince McMahon to perform “Stand Back” at Trump inauguration
Meryl Streep banned from Slammys
Marine biologist eaten after loaning shark cage to WWE
Hebner confesses to “Times Square Screwjob”
