Vince McMahon

Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.

Trump demands re-shaping of Oval Office into “squared circle”

Trump demands re-shaping of Oval Office into “squared circle”

WikiLeaks Scandal: Did Lana and Rusev Rig the American Election?

WikiLeaks Scandal: Did Lana and Rusev Rig the American Election?

Linda McMahon betrays Vince by aligning with foe who shaved his head

Linda McMahon betrays Vince by aligning with foe who shaved his head

WWE replaces ladder matches with more challenging greased-pole matches

WWE replaces ladder matches with more challenging greased-pole matches

We put famous wrestling promos through Google Translate in multiple languages, then back to English. You’re welcome.

We put famous wrestling promos through Google Translate in multiple languages, then back to English. You’re welcome.

Trump reveals he was Mr. America all along

Trump reveals he was Mr. America all along

Clinton head-shaving scheduled for 7pm EST

Clinton head-shaving scheduled for 7pm EST

Only One Presidential Candidate is in WWE Hall of Fame: The Choice is Clear, America

Only One Presidential Candidate is in WWE Hall of Fame: The Choice is Clear, America

Meet the New Face of WWE

Meet the New Face of WWE

Dixie Carter Buys WWE

Dixie Carter Buys WWE

Trump tax returns leaked by Irwin R. Schyster

Trump tax returns leaked by Irwin R. Schyster

WWE buys TNA tape library, discovers it’s all on Betamax

WWE buys TNA tape library, discovers it’s all on Betamax

Dixie Carter unmasks to reveal she was Vince McMahon all along

Dixie Carter unmasks to reveal she was Vince McMahon all along

American presidental race revealed as elaborate Swerved prank

American presidental race revealed as elaborate Swerved prank

Wrestling fans hospitalized for jerichohol poisoning after excessively drinking it in

Wrestling fans hospitalized for jerichohol poisoning after excessively drinking it in

WWE announces four-way brand split: Are you ready for RawDown and SmackRaw?

WWE announces four-way brand split: Are you ready for RawDown and SmackRaw?

Trump alleges pro wrestling is “rigged”

Trump alleges pro wrestling is “rigged”

Trump declares he will celebrate victory by shaving Clinton’s head

Trump declares he will celebrate victory by shaving Clinton’s head

WWE unveils new SmackDown logo in Comic Sans font

WWE unveils new SmackDown logo in Comic Sans font

McMahon reveals WWE brand split as elaborate Swerved prank

McMahon reveals WWE brand split as elaborate Swerved prank

Due to contractual mix-up, Lesnar to face Vickie Guerrero at SummerSlam

Due to contractual mix-up, Lesnar to face Vickie Guerrero at SummerSlam

Brexit explained for wrestling fans

Brexit explained for wrestling fans

Regal, Neville declare independence in historic #WWExit

Regal, Neville declare independence in historic #WWExit

“You can’t wrestle” chants turn out to be correct for at least 30 days

“You can’t wrestle” chants turn out to be correct for at least 30 days