Vince McMahon

Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.

5 Former WWE Midget Wrestlers Who Are All Grown Up Now

5 Former WWE Midget Wrestlers Who Are All Grown Up Now

Delusional Trump claims to be in WWE Hall of Fame

Delusional Trump claims to be in WWE Hall of Fame

WWE announces “historic” all-men Lingerie Pillow Fight

WWE announces “historic” all-men Lingerie Pillow Fight

“Due to popular demand,” WrestleMania to be held four times a year

“Due to popular demand,” WrestleMania to be held four times a year

The 17 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2017

The 17 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2017

McMahon announces launch of new Extreme Curling League, XCL

McMahon announces launch of new Extreme Curling League, XCL

WWE airing live Raw on Christmas because McMahon still trying to one-up God

WWE airing live Raw on Christmas because McMahon still trying to one-up God

McMahon quietly hoping nobody remembers that time he made Trish Stratus bark like a dog

McMahon quietly hoping nobody remembers that time he made Trish Stratus bark like a dog

How many of these bizarre pro wrestling moves can you name?

How many of these bizarre pro wrestling moves can you name?

In keeping with the times, WWE turns all male talent heel

In keeping with the times, WWE turns all male talent heel

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! The McMahons are just puppets of Ted Turner’s shadowy wrestling empire

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! The McMahons are just puppets of Ted Turner’s shadowy wrestling empire

Ted Turner buys Southpaw Regional Wrestling

Ted Turner buys Southpaw Regional Wrestling

WWE introduces North Korean heel Kim Jong Bundy

WWE introduces North Korean heel Kim Jong Bundy

McMahon “furious” solar eclipse got bigger viewership than Raw

McMahon “furious” solar eclipse got bigger viewership than Raw

Trump Challenges Kim Jong-un to Hair-Versus-Hair Nuclear Showdown

Trump Challenges Kim Jong-un to Hair-Versus-Hair Nuclear Showdown

Trump asks McMahon to help implement “Kiss My Ass Club” in White House

Trump asks McMahon to help implement “Kiss My Ass Club” in White House

WWE replaces low-visibility Punjabi Prison with no-visibility “Hell in an Opaque Black Box”

WWE replaces low-visibility Punjabi Prison with no-visibility “Hell in an Opaque Black Box”

WWE to phase-out men’s wrestling by 2021

WWE to phase-out men’s wrestling by 2021

WWE officially becomes “developmental territory” for US presidency

WWE officially becomes “developmental territory” for US presidency

Ever wonder what happened to this WWF commentator from the ’80s and ’90s?

Ever wonder what happened to this WWF commentator from the ’80s and ’90s?

Leaked WWE documents reveal original name of Sunday’s PPV: Enormous Flaming Testes

Leaked WWE documents reveal original name of Sunday’s PPV: Enormous Flaming Testes

Controversial Trump tweet “encourages the violent head-shaving of journalists,” say critics

Controversial Trump tweet “encourages the violent head-shaving of journalists,” say critics

WWE re-launches midget division with 105 Live

WWE re-launches midget division with 105 Live

Confused Trump thought he was going to meet D’Angelo Dinero

Confused Trump thought he was going to meet D’Angelo Dinero