Wrestling Fans

Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.

Cesaro Section also Single Adult Males section

Cesaro Section also Single Adult Males section

Cena hits the indy circuit

Cena hits the indy circuit

Adorable! Check out Brock Lesnar’s kitty-cat Halloween costume

Adorable! Check out Brock Lesnar’s kitty-cat Halloween costume

Who is this creepy old man hanging around Charlotte?

Who is this creepy old man hanging around Charlotte?

Amazing! This WWE “Superfan” Watches All Three Hours of Raw!

Amazing! This WWE “Superfan” Watches All Three Hours of Raw!

Wrestling fans worldwide demand more backstage Authority skits

Wrestling fans worldwide demand more backstage Authority skits

“I’ve been an NXT fan from the beginning,” insists liar

“I’ve been an NXT fan from the beginning,” insists liar

Cena stops match to acknowledge marriage consummation in crowd

Cena stops match to acknowledge marriage consummation in crowd

Ambrose miraculously rebounds from ropes for billionth goddamn time

Ambrose miraculously rebounds from ropes for billionth goddamn time

Attractive human attends deathmatch tournament

Attractive human attends deathmatch tournament

CM Punk wins MMA debut at indy fighting show

CM Punk wins MMA debut at indy fighting show

Lesnar publishes new young-adult novel under pen name “Judy Blume”

Lesnar publishes new young-adult novel under pen name “Judy Blume”

WWE blames declining ratings on fans: “They should watch no matter what!”

WWE blames declining ratings on fans: “They should watch no matter what!”

Psychic wrestling fan knows Smackdown results before show airs!

Psychic wrestling fan knows Smackdown results before show airs!

Cena unsure whether to go or suck

Cena unsure whether to go or suck

Vince McMahon unmasks, reveals he was Ted Turner all along

Vince McMahon unmasks, reveals he was Ted Turner all along

WWE says barricade-jumping fans will now be shot on sight

WWE says barricade-jumping fans will now be shot on sight

Ambrose and Reigns re-form Shield with crazed fan

Ambrose and Reigns re-form Shield with crazed fan

Undertaker-Lesnar tiebreaker booked for Iowa house show

Undertaker-Lesnar tiebreaker booked for Iowa house show

Raw season premiere finally resolves cliffhangers from last week’s season finale

Raw season premiere finally resolves cliffhangers from last week’s season finale

Fans chanting “E-C-Dub” nostalgic for glory days of Big Show vs. Batista

Fans chanting “E-C-Dub” nostalgic for glory days of Big Show vs. Batista

Chyna returns to WWE as Braun Strowman

Chyna returns to WWE as Braun Strowman

NXT fans chant “This is awesome” at empty ring

NXT fans chant “This is awesome” at empty ring

This Amazing Rookie Became Number-One Contender After His Very First WWE Match!

This Amazing Rookie Became Number-One Contender After His Very First WWE Match!