Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
New WWE video celebrates the time Roman Reigns slammed Andre the Giant at WrestleMania 3
MIND BLOWN! “El Torito” translated into English is “The Little Bull”
New all-access WWE Network show lets fans watch wrestlers sleep
WWE Raw: Is Three Hours Enough Time?
Fans rejoice after Bryan clarifies he is only retiring from Total Divas
New series Ride Along gives wrestling fans a glimpse into the soul-crushing tedium of WWE superstardom
Discerning wrestling fan loves Jey Uso, can’t stand Jimmy
WWE fans desperately hoping for 30 surprise Rumble entrants
WWE announces seven surprise Royal Rumble entrants
Fans barely remember what wrestling was like before Divas Revolution
Smug fan already declares 2016 WWE’s “worst year ever”
Top 10 Things Referees Holler When Counting Wrestlers Out
Adorable wrestling fans actually believe their Slammy votes count
New Star Wars film finally explains origins of Big Van Vader
Security guards at WWE event confiscate fans’ mouths
Fan in “Never Give Up” Cena shirt has clearly given up
Racist redneck hates self for loving New Day
Mick Foley threatens to stop watching AWA
Ultra-realistic WWE 2K16 game features mid-match commercial breaks
Bayley turns heel, calls insecure preteen fans “fatties”
WWE to rectify ratings decline by adding fourth hour to Raw
WWE App poll reveals 83 percent of fans doubt legitimacy of WWE App polls
Here’s What Every True Wrestling Fan Needs to Know About Total Divas
