Vince McMahon
Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.
Conspiracy theorist insists Max Moon landing was hoaxed
Randy Orton nabbed by Dateline NBC’s “To Catch an Apex Predator”
Vince McMahon “not really interested” in tonight’s pay-per-view
Bret Hart saving a fortune in hair grease since retirement
Michael Cole describes a move he’s never seen before as “vintage”
Thousands of frustrated WWE fans launch “Occupy Stamford” movement
Vince McMahon secretly hoping for another Gulf War
TNA Wrestling celebrates 10 years of making WWE look better
Three million gallons of unsold ICOPRO buried behind Titan Tower
1001st episode of Raw to feature “nothing but Doink”
WWE already begins advertising 10,000th episode of Raw
McMahon surprised to learn NXT still exists
Christian promoted to Colonel Charisma
Indy wrestling promoter refers to his “territory” with a straight face
Wrestler’s marriage somehow fails
Actual Punjabi prison more enjoyable than watching Punjabi Prison match, says inmate
McMahon to launch golf league called XGL
McMahon cries himself to sleep after reading 4,283,938 negative tweets about No Way Out
Vince McMahon’s “strut” actually a neurological disorder
Michael Cole reiterates the longest-running weekly plug in television history
Vince McMahon’s chin dimple is wealthier than you
“Divas just as important as male Superstars,” McMahon somehow says with straight face
Jesse Ventura’s “Conspiracy Theory” re-opens Montreal Screwjob scandal
