Vince McMahon
Satirical news about WWE's former chairman, from limo bombings to grapefruits. 593 stories, 2012–2026.
Enraged by chilly New Jersey weather, McMahon fires God
WWE hires Diddy to perform at WrestleMania because “nobody good was available”
Vince McMahon’s next 10 tweets revealed
Newborns looking forward to “Once in a Lifetime” Rock-Cena match
All WWE referees treated for attention deficit disorder
God planning enormous rainstorm for WrestleMania to punish WWE for blasphemy
The Shield issues shaky handheld video demanding justice and video stabilizing software
Football fans eagerly await their half-assed version of WrestleMania
Cereal spokesman to face milk spokesman at WrestleMania
BREAKING NEWS: Royal Rumble match to be replaced by hour-long “Rock Concert”
Dave Hebner finally admits that he, not Earl, screwed Bret
Cody Rhodes released from WWE, but moustache offered lucrative contract
WWE vows to reveal Smackdown results several weeks before Smackdown tapings
Michael Cole replaced by robot that mentions Tout a million times per second
Vince McMahon spends last night on earth tearfully watching old Armageddon PPVs
Vince McMahon denies there was ever an anonymous Raw GM
WWE “Handicapped Match” decried as tasteless by human rights group
Traditional Survivors Series match expected to be traditionally long, dull
WWE planning explosive debut for new diva The Shockmistress
WWE cures cancer
UFC rips off WWE with roofed “Hell in an Octagon”
WWE releases non-ugly t-shirt
WWE pre-emptively sends all talent to rehab
