Paul Heyman
Ladies and gentlemen: satirical news about Paul Heyman. 45 stories, 2012–2019.
Paul Heyman DVD just three hours of Heyman repeating streak-conquering boast
Brock Lesnar misspells “F5”
Lesnar also breaks Undertaker’s not-appearing-on-Raw streak
Rusev to face Obama at Money in the Bank
Undertaker-Lesnar decision reversed thanks to fan petition
Bashful Heyman refuses to boast about clients’ successes
Brock Lesnar conquers Undertaker’s Angry Birds high score
Heyman to star in spin-off show “Better Call Paul”
Punk and Heyman have amazing make-up sex
Sales sluggish for “I’m a Paul Roma Guy” shirt
Lesnar hurls feces at Triple H from treetops
Security guards at WWE event once again prove useless
Paul Heyman Guy to Face Paul Levesque Guy
Lesnar accidentally chooses bra & panties stipulation
Brock Lesnar unsure what the word “stipulation” means
Primatologists teach Lesnar to communicate with basic sign language
Paul Heyman to record cover of The Beatles’ “I Am the Walrus”
Paul Heyman confesses he’s “not really a Paul Heyman guy”
Heyman’s ponytail voted World’s Scuzziest Hairstyle
Shawn Michaels secretly asks Paul Heyman for “skullet advice”
