Michael Cole
Satirical news about Michael Cole and WWE commentary. 111 stories, 2012–2022.
Wrestling match breaks out during three-hour WWE App infomercial
BREAKING NEWS: WWE smartphone app exists
Randy Orton delivers RKO outta somewhere
Cesaro delivers Neutralizer to blue whale
Michael Cole replaced by robot that mentions Tout a million times per second
Raw expanding to nine hours
Vince McMahon denies there was ever an anonymous Raw GM
Entire episode of Smackdown recaps Raw
Michael Cole describes a move he’s never seen before as “vintage”
WWE already begins advertising 10,000th episode of Raw
Michael Cole reiterates the longest-running weekly plug in television history
Lesnar and Steiner argue over whose chest tattoo is uglier
Anonymous Raw GM struggles to find anonymous work elsewhere
Twitter now trending on Raw
