Michael Cole
Satirical news about Michael Cole and WWE commentary. 111 stories, 2012–2022.
Study links excessive Mountain Dew consumption to bad commentary
Leaked Raw script reveals three-hour “Growing Up Bella” segment
Ultra-realistic WWE videogame includes idiots chanting “CM Punk”
Kane shockingly removes, puts on, removes, puts on, removes mask
Rookie underdog finally gets his moment in WWE spotlight
Finishing move delivered without authority
“History is being made tonight!” shouts wrestling commentator every single night
Raw losing Monday Night War to WWE Network
Glitchy WWE Network scrapped in favor of 1-900 hotline
Astronomers discover parallel WWE Universe
Series finale of Monday Night Raw to wrap up all loose ends
Spanish announce table rolls out of the way
Dimwitted fan appreciates Michael Cole’s WWE App download tutorials
Jerry Lawler suffers heartburn on live television
Wrestling fan believes his vote in WWE poll actually counts
WWE 2K14 more realistic than actual WWE programming
Eddie Guerrero returns after nine years of “playing possum”
Wrestling match ends during commercial break
WWE launches Myspace page
Orton fails to cash-in Money in the Bank contract after 17-minute walk to the ring
Michael Cole tweets Tout via WWE App in YouTube video posted on Facebook
Two-hour Raw recap interrupted by Smackdown match
Michael Cole deletes WWE App
