Independent Wrestling
Satirical news from the indies: hot dogs, handshakes, and 846 world champions. 50 stories, 2012–2025.
Indy show run-in by worker under a hood obviously Phil Brooks, confirms pretentious turd who only speaks in wrestling lingo
Brock Lesnar, obese and drunk, makes heartbreaking indy appearance
A look back at Heath Slater’s independent career as “El Generico”
EXCLUSIVE first look at the revamped Raw set for 2019
Young Bucks sign to WWE as The New New Rockers
Lesnar loses Universal Championship at indy show in Cleveland church basement
Washed-up Nicholas struggling to stay relevant on indy circuit
Shocking video shows former wrestling star behaving normally at indy show
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Voices in Orton’s head pretty douchey, it turns out
Future-endeavored Obama hits indy politics circuit
Ryback to tour England on independent wrestling circuit but skip Sheffield
Cena hits the indy circuit
CM Punk wins MMA debut at indy fighting show
Developmental indy wrestler dreams of push to main roster of Cleveland Wrestling Alliance
McMahon admits he only watches PWG nowadays
Lesnar defending championship nightly on indy circuit
Cash-strapped Undertaker hits indy wrestling circuit
Indy wrestling champion dreams of one day becoming Raw security guard
Fine print on wrestling poster says “Card Subject to Suck”
27 fake Doinks mourn the passing of real Doink
Pretentious fan only refers to WWE wrestlers by their indy names
Attenion-seeking X-Pac now intentionally bleeding from rectum
