Independent Wrestling
Satirical news from the indies: hot dogs, handshakes, and 846 world champions. 50 stories, 2012–2025.
Broke and desperate, Cena hits the indy circuit
Former WWE mogul now portraying “Mister McMan” on indy scene
“World Heavyweight Championship” currently held by 846 independent wrestlers
Former WWE chairman now performing on indy wrestling circuit as “Mistah McMann”
Struggling to make ends meet, Vince McMahon now selling autographs at wrestling conventions
World’s most successful independent wrestler has millions of hot dogs
Former WWE star “The Undertaker” now wrestling on independent circuit as “Mark the Mortician”
Indy wrestlers collide in historic “Hot Dog in the Bank” ladder match
Reigns loses both WWE championships at indy show
Independent wrestlers go on strike demanding more hot dogs and handshakes
Another indy star joins Abandon Your Narrative
Veteran indy wrestler dazzles rookies with tales from “back in the day” about larger high-school gymnasia
Meet Steve McCullough, the Canadian indy wrestler portraying WWE’s “Dominik Mysterio”
McMahon vows to “destroy indy wrestling”
FACT: Ozzy Osbourne wrestled 3 years on UK indy scene before joining Black Sabbath
Independent wrestlers demand minimum-wage increase to three hot dogs
Cash-strapped Undertaker working the indies on weekends
McMahon vows to “wipe out” all indy wrestling by 2025
Indy wrestling promoter talks about his “territory” with straight face
Indy wrestler uses Creed’s “My Sacrifice” in video tribute to his nine-match career
Obese and intoxicated, Lesnar makes heartbreaking indy appearance
Actual Druid Annoyed to be Working Alongside Local Indy Wrestlers in Cloaks
Stomping Grounds shaping up to be 19th best WWE pay-per-view of 2019
