Hell in a Cell

Satirical news about Hell in a Cell. 84 stories, 2012–2023.

Riot police on standby for next week’s Cena victory

Riot police on standby for next week’s Cena victory

Cena sneezes, kicks out atchoo

Cena sneezes, kicks out atchoo

Eddie Guerrero returns after nine years of “playing possum”

Eddie Guerrero returns after nine years of “playing possum”

Battleground renamed Night of Champions 2

Battleground renamed Night of Champions 2

2020 Olympics to feature professional wrestling

2020 Olympics to feature professional wrestling

Mick Foley planning one last crazy “bump” for Hall of Fame ceremony

Mick Foley planning one last crazy “bump” for Hall of Fame ceremony

Vatican confirms Hell indeed in cell

Vatican confirms Hell indeed in cell

UFC rips off WWE with roofed “Hell in an Octagon”

UFC rips off WWE with roofed “Hell in an Octagon”

“Inescapable” Hell in a Cell has unusually high escape rate

“Inescapable” Hell in a Cell has unusually high escape rate

PG-rated WWE renames event “Heck in a Cell”

PG-rated WWE renames event “Heck in a Cell”

Grown man spends all day making “Cena Sucks” sign

Grown man spends all day making “Cena Sucks” sign

Cena shocked to learn “Five-Knuckle Shuffle” is masturbation slang

Cena shocked to learn “Five-Knuckle Shuffle” is masturbation slang