Hell in a Cell
Satirical news about Hell in a Cell. 84 stories, 2012–2023.
“Wait, I’m wrestling who?” asks incredulous Undertaker
“Bring back Attitude Era,” insists guy who was toddler during Attitude Era
Wyatt Family getting pretty tired of carrying Undertaker around
Cena uses hiatus to complete thuganomics PhD
Daniel Bryan CONFIRMED to face John Cena
SPOILERS! WWE Hell in a Cell was taped three weeks ago and here are the results
Lesnar disappointed WWE toned down his proposed “Go F*ck Yourself” tour
EXCLUSIVE! We Plagiarized Meltzer Before Any Other Sites Had a Chance!
Foley admits fall from cell was “totally fake”
Politically correct WWE replaces “handicap” match with “differently abled” match
Mayweather-Pacquiao bout gets falls-count-anywhere stipulation
CellGate Scandal: Foley admits he was never thrown off cage
WWE poll lets fans choose between Street Fight, Road Brawl or Avenue Altercation
God, as witness, refutes exaggerations made by Jim Ross
Zack Ryder loses dark match to Bray Wyatt’s hologram
Inescapable, impenetrable Hell in a Cell once again escaped, penetrated
BREAKING: Hell in a Cell cancelled to avoid conflict with Total Divas
Mordecai to return at Hell in a Cell, as foretold by ancient prophecy
WWE Champion unaware there’s a pay-per-view tomorrow
Lone weirdo in Nebraska totally into Bella Twins feud
WWE gets hairdryer
Spanish announce table to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame
R-Truth has no idea why he’s on Hell in a Cell poster
