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WWE targets younger audience with baby vs. baby match
18,378 people in arena (except referee) spot cheating
George Lucas reveals that Skywalker’s father is actually wrestler Vader
Three million gallons of unsold ICOPRO buried behind Titan Tower
Mick Foley’s ear still roaming German countryside in search of its master
CM Punk accidentally drops a different kind of pipe bomb in crowded elevator
Panic grips nation as Roddy Piper’s bubblegum supply gets dangerously low
Nothing about Nature Boy is natural or boyish
Natalya Touts toot
Kharma khutting khalories and kharbohydrates
1001st episode of Raw to feature “nothing but Doink”
Mick Foley’s children cry in terror at the sight of their father portraying Dude Love
Scientists confirm that stomping foot makes punches hurt more
The 1-2 Kid just can’t seem to score a pinfall
Olympics to showcase amateur, boring kind of wrestling
Voices in Orton’s head turn out to be coming from iPod
Study proves all Asians can spew green mist when threatened
Sandow suspended for use of performance-enhancing thesaurus
WWE already begins advertising 10,000th episode of Raw
Wrestling fans finally freed from weekly Nickelback exposure
1000th Raw a “sign of apocalypse” according to Mayan calendar
Jimmy Hart’s yard sale offers nothing but megaphones and ugly jackets
Max Moon patiently awaiting invitation to 1000th Raw
Limpin’ Lanny Poffo composes limerick about impending hip replacement
