WWE
Unreal news about World Wrestling Entertainment. 1990 stories, 2012–2026.
Amorous French skunk paints self with yellow stripe to woo Rollins
Zack Ryder’s Tough Enough audition tape rejected
WWE adds 352 pay-per-views to annual schedule
Wyatt devastated to learn “fireflies” are actually just cellphones
Citizens of Intercontinent lose their champion
Giant cardboard Colt Cabana head signed to WWE
Politically correct WWE replaces “handicap” match with “differently abled” match
Vince Russo insists Steve Austin was never a draw
Zayn demoted to main roster
Kane forgets ring attire at home for 67th consecutive week
Did WWE star Mike “The Miz” Mizanin just land a major role in the next Star Wars movie?
Booker T “fantastic” on commentary, insists deaf fan
Rollins debuts new finisher, Raised Concrete Ledge Stamp
Zbyszko still delivering Hall of Fame speech
Apathetic wrestling fans unquestioningly accept cage match with banned moves
Tough Enough returns to find the next Daniel Puder, Jackie Gayda or Andy Leavine
WWE Bans Dangerous Curb Stomp, Worm
WWE to get even more homoerotic than usual with buttocks-kissing match
WWE turns heel with controversial “Screw the Troops” show
McMahon admits he only watches PWG nowadays
Is WWE considering Balls Mahoney for a high-profile feud with Reigns?
WWE assigns letter grade to every fan based on gullibility
CM Punk denies he ever worked for WWE
