Due to the country’s long history of human-rights violations, WWE cancels upcoming events in United States
Vince McMahon reportedly “furious” after learning some wrestling matches may be rigged
EC3 unveils new manager, Aunt Dixie
Undertaker and Triple H to collide for the last “last time ever” ever
Cena announces WWE retirement to pursue his first love, scrapbooking
Countless wrestling fans witness the sunrise for the first time
Austin admits to senate inquiry he “drank a few beers” in 1990s but denies drunken ass-whuppings
Replica championship belt gives wrestling fan replica self-esteem
Old coat rack signed to WWE after Triple H is accidentally photographed pointing at it
Trump insists he single-handedly defeated Umaga at WrestleMania 23
A look back at The Undertaker’s brief stint as “Duke The Dumpster Droese”
WWE signs second-generation superstar Hand Henry-Young
#GiveMidgetsAChance hashtag sparks midget wrestling “revolution”
Progressive WWE says next “Hell in a Cell” cage will be rainbow-colored
Piercing industry suffers drastic drop in revenues following WWE event
Pay-per-view cancelled after Cell violates WWE’s Hellness Policy
WikiLeaks threatens to publish all 100,000 pages of Hillbilly Jim speech
Study reveals majority of WWE fans would technically Waddle With Elias
Young Bucks sign to WWE as The New New Rockers
Sexist pig expresses preference for men’s wrestling
Raw postponed to give overworked sports-entertainers a much-deserved Labor Day holiday
WWE returning to Saudi Arabia for “The Greatest All In”
WWE has-beens and never-weres perform in pathetic non-WWE “event”
Trump blasts Pro Wrestling Illustrated as “FAKE NEWS” for not including him in PWI 500