Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
“I watch wrestling ironically,” fan lies to attractive woman
Thousands of wrestling fans “storm” Parts Unknown seeking truth about mysterious heels
Undertaker to Wrestle “One Final Retirement Match,” Followed by Several More
The Definitive Beginner’s Guide to AEW
As an “alternative to WWE,” AEW to have matches only during commercial breaks
Vince McMahon steps down, names Dixie Carter as successor
Wrestling Fan Bemoans “Current Product” for 27th Consecutive Year
WWE Boosts Ticket Sales for Stomping Grounds by Adding Undertaker-Goldberg Ladder Match
Raw losing new “Monday Night War” to staring-blankly-into-the-middle-distance
Wrestling fan struggles to reach vertical base
Goldberg claims it was actually Gillberg who faced Undertaker at Super ShowDown
“Slightly edited” Goldberg-Undertaker match on WWE Network shows only entrances and pinfall
Next Super ShowDown to be headlined by Hogan vs. Sheik
Ringside regulars embark on long journey to Saudi Arabia
Hogan and Zeus to reunite for “No Holds Barred” sequel
Desperate for attention, indy promotion hires Dean Ambrose lookalike
“Historic” First Man Standing match ends quickly
Life-long WWE fan just now realizes “Paul Bearer” is a pun
Game of Thrones fan dismisses pro wrestling as “fake”
McMahon blames fans for declining ratings: “Quite frankly, they should watch no matter what!”
Fan with replica Money in the Bank briefcase “cashes in” on fan with replica championship belt
How many of these old-timey wrestlers of yesteryear can you name?
MYSTERY SOLVED! Here’s why Bret Hart spelled out “WOW” with his finger in Montreal
