Wrestling Fans

Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.

“Dark Side of the Ring” revisits tragic tale of baby punted by Snitsky

“Dark Side of the Ring” revisits tragic tale of baby punted by Snitsky

Wrestling fans ordered to make “temporary suspension of disbelief” permanent

Wrestling fans ordered to make “temporary suspension of disbelief” permanent

WrestleMania Pre-Show enters ninth hour

WrestleMania Pre-Show enters ninth hour

Get the ultimate “live” WrestleMania experience with inflatable view-obstructors

Get the ultimate “live” WrestleMania experience with inflatable view-obstructors

Wrestling fan can’t shake nagging feeling that… something… is happening tonight

Wrestling fan can’t shake nagging feeling that… something… is happening tonight

Hand-washing tips for wrestling fans

Hand-washing tips for wrestling fans

WrestleMania to be shot on “green screen” so audience can be digitally added later

WrestleMania to be shot on “green screen” so audience can be digitally added later

Third night of WrestleMania to be broadcast from Impact Zone

Third night of WrestleMania to be broadcast from Impact Zone

WWE wrestlers to “work from home” for WrestleMania

WWE wrestlers to “work from home” for WrestleMania

WWE wrestlers must now wash hands between maneuvers

WWE wrestlers must now wash hands between maneuvers

Saudi ringside fans reportedly “loved” not watching the matches

Saudi ringside fans reportedly “loved” not watching the matches

LOOK CLOSELY! Rumors fly after WWE releases photo with CM Punk wearing Mysterio mask

LOOK CLOSELY! Rumors fly after WWE releases photo with CM Punk wearing Mysterio mask

Wrestling fan’s worldview shattered when coworker says “you know that stuff’s all fake, right?”

Wrestling fan’s worldview shattered when coworker says “you know that stuff’s all fake, right?”

These so-called WWE “legends” never held the Universal Championship

These so-called WWE “legends” never held the Universal Championship

Football fans gearing up for their half-assed knockoff of WrestleMania

Football fans gearing up for their half-assed knockoff of WrestleMania

Fans without benefit of flash photography struggle to capture Edge & Christian reunion

Fans without benefit of flash photography struggle to capture Edge & Christian reunion

Did you notice? WWE replaced all its squared circles with circled squares

Did you notice? WWE replaced all its squared circles with circled squares

Horoscopes Exclusively for Wrestling Fans

Horoscopes Exclusively for Wrestling Fans

J.J. Abrams to “direct” this year’s WWE WrestleMania

J.J. Abrams to “direct” this year’s WWE WrestleMania

Fan with replica WWE Championship belt defends it more than Lesnar defends real thing

Fan with replica WWE Championship belt defends it more than Lesnar defends real thing

RAW PREVIEW: Lana and Lashley to something something something please God please make it stop

RAW PREVIEW: Lana and Lashley to something something something please God please make it stop

WWE rings in 2002 with lesbian storyline

WWE rings in 2002 with lesbian storyline

SHOCKING! Man who play-fights in spandex for the amusement of strangers has background in homoerotica

SHOCKING! Man who play-fights in spandex for the amusement of strangers has background in homoerotica

Fan with extremely bizarre and specific fetish turned-on by Smackdown attack

Fan with extremely bizarre and specific fetish turned-on by Smackdown attack