Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
CM Punk seeks restraining order against all wrestling fans
Mark Henry to star in Broadway production of Hamlet
Self-proclaimed “smart mark” is only half right
Sales sluggish for “I’m a Paul Roma Guy” shirt
Time-travelling wrestling fans from 2001 chant “What!?”
Pretentious fan only refers to WWE wrestlers by their indy names
Next Monday’s Raw to feature bowling, chili cookoff, bingo tournament
Wrestling fan “smart” to the business but “dumb” at life
Wrestling match ends during commercial break
Millions of wrestling fans worldwide sign up for ballroom dancing lessons
Smackdown audience preparing to disappoint
16,000 wrestling fans scour New Jersey in search of lozenges
Cynical fan calls every WWE event the “worst show ever”
WWE hires Diddy to perform at WrestleMania because “nobody good was available”
80,000 fans flock to New Jersey to watch spandex-clad men smeared in baby oil tussle
Guy with cheap seats at WrestleMania actually believes he’ll see stuff
“Road to WrestleMania” turns out to be New Jersey Turnpike
WWE fans happy to see the Bella Quadruplets
Randy Orton replaced by life-size cardboard cutout of himself
Disgruntled TNA fans chant “We Want Russo”
TNA to hold events in individual fans’ homes
Man shot in the brain suddenly becomes a fan of The Rock
Football fans eagerly await their half-assed version of WrestleMania
