Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
WWE fans propose alternate slogan: “Then. Now. Forever. But you’re on your own here, Vince.”
CM Punk abortion-rights shirt sparks backlash among thousands of wrestling fans with zero uteruses
Flair vs. Hogan confirmed for WWE SummerSlam
Now 24, Little Jimmy stands six-foot-nine and is ready to step out of R-Truth’s shadow
Professional wrestling exposed as “fake” by intoxicated blowhard two barstools over who won’t shut up
Dear WWE: Why is WrestleMania so short?
Jerry Lawler excitedly hollers “breasts” upon seeing pair of baby dogs
TRAITOR: Wrestling fan spotted at live events by both WWE and AEW!
Steven Seagal to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame
AEW boss Tony Khan promises “huge announcement” for 37th consecutive week
Canadian trucker convoy rolls into Montreal demanding justice for 1997 “Screwjob”
BREAKING: WWE releases multi-time former champ Vacant
Frustrated wrestling fan boycotts WWE for 27th time
EPIC! Charlotte and Lita deliver another masterclass in stilted dialogue
Ringside regulars released from WWE
William Regal besmirched
Ever wonder how wrestlers fake those real-looking “chops” to the chest? Here’s the secret!
Wrestling super-fan already has six candidates for “2022 Match of the Year”
Draxx Cypher defeats Blair Breakker for inaugural NXT 2.0 Middleweight Championship
Wrestling fans worldwide fail to realize “all elite” is a self-contradictory oxymoron
Third night added to WWE WrestleMania
Hey WWE, give the fans what they want: Goldberg versus Ryback
Did you know? The Khan-McMahon wrestling war goes back generations!
