Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
Fan with “Marry Me Paige” sign pretty sure it’ll work
Super-smark watches, hates all wrestling
Wrestling fans dislike movie, launch #CancelNetflix campaign
McMahon fails to get #SubscribeToWWENetwork trending
Four-way match miraculously non-fatal
WWE Raw snubbed by Golden Globes for 23rd consecutive year
Daniel Bryan announces return, Justin Roberts buys clip-on tie
Wrestling fans shocked to learn Undertaker ages normally
WWE poll lets fans choose between Street Fight, Road Brawl or Avenue Altercation
WWE App offers exclusive footage of commercial break rest hold
Entire NXT roster suspended for using performance-enhancing talent
Jaded wrestling fans already declare “We’ve Steen Enough”
Undertaker may or may not perform at WrestleMania, confirms dirtsheet
Punk quits UFC
Lesnar defending championship nightly on indy circuit
Crying wrestling fan confesses it’s no longer real to him, dammit
Jaded wrestling fans already bored with Sting’s WWE run
Sting to “definitely” appear at pay-per-view, confirms WCW Hotline in 1992
Sting confirmed for Survivor Series, reports some guy on internet
Bret Hart suddenly signs up for Skype
Monday Night Raw moving to Tuesdays
Lesnar loses championship at house show
WWE Network drops 6-month commitment, but McMahon demands first-born
