Wrestling Fans

Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.

Increasingly volatile McMahon threatens WWE “shutdown” if ratings don’t improve

Increasingly volatile McMahon threatens WWE “shutdown” if ratings don’t improve

McMahon promises to “shake things up” with more frantic camera zooming

McMahon promises to “shake things up” with more frantic camera zooming

WWE promises to “change with the times” to crowd still doing 17-year-old “What!?” chant

WWE promises to “change with the times” to crowd still doing 17-year-old “What!?” chant

Where Are They Now? Former Tag Team Champion Nicholas

Where Are They Now? Former Tag Team Champion Nicholas

Jeff Hardy naps on ring apron for 12 minutes before anyone notices his eyes are closed

Jeff Hardy naps on ring apron for 12 minutes before anyone notices his eyes are closed

Shawn Michaels gets treatment from President’s hair specialist

Shawn Michaels gets treatment from President’s hair specialist

Fan surprised to learn Tamina and Nia Jax not the same person

Fan surprised to learn Tamina and Nia Jax not the same person

The US Mid-term Elections explained for wrestling fans

The US Mid-term Elections explained for wrestling fans

Wrestling fans to “boycott” Crown Jewel by shaking heads disapprovingly while watching it

Wrestling fans to “boycott” Crown Jewel by shaking heads disapprovingly while watching it

Undertaker and Triple H to collide for the last “last time ever” ever

Undertaker and Triple H to collide for the last “last time ever” ever

Cena announces WWE retirement to pursue his first love, scrapbooking

Cena announces WWE retirement to pursue his first love, scrapbooking

Countless wrestling fans witness the sunrise for the first time

Countless wrestling fans witness the sunrise for the first time

Can this 49-year-old corporate executive defeat this 53-year-old man in a spooky Halloween costume?

Can this 49-year-old corporate executive defeat this 53-year-old man in a spooky Halloween costume?

Replica championship belt gives wrestling fan replica self-esteem

Replica championship belt gives wrestling fan replica self-esteem

A look back at The Undertaker’s brief stint as “Duke The Dumpster Droese”

A look back at The Undertaker’s brief stint as “Duke The Dumpster Droese”

Study reveals majority of WWE fans would technically Waddle With Elias

Study reveals majority of WWE fans would technically Waddle With Elias

Raw postponed to give overworked sports-entertainers a much-deserved Labor Day holiday

Raw postponed to give overworked sports-entertainers a much-deserved Labor Day holiday

Who is “Allin” and why are wrestling nerds so excited about his debut?

Who is “Allin” and why are wrestling nerds so excited about his debut?

WEIRD! Papa Shango and the Godfather have identical tattoos

WEIRD! Papa Shango and the Godfather have identical tattoos

Reigns announces he will defend Universal Championship only four times per year

Reigns announces he will defend Universal Championship only four times per year

Smug guy online sick of “fansplaining” why all Japanese wrestling is better than WWE

Smug guy online sick of “fansplaining” why all Japanese wrestling is better than WWE

Lesnar loses Universal Championship at indy show in Cleveland church basement

Lesnar loses Universal Championship at indy show in Cleveland church basement

Wrestling fan at home “hijacks” Raw by ruining it for himself

Wrestling fan at home “hijacks” Raw by ruining it for himself

WWE fan terrified to admit publicly he still doesn’t really care much for women’s wrestling

WWE fan terrified to admit publicly he still doesn’t really care much for women’s wrestling