WWE 2K14 more realistic than actual WWE programming
Ultimate Warrior game character to feature realistic three-maneuver moveset
Triple H diagnosed as dehydrated after years of spewing water all over himself
Triple H breaks his hand with improper sledgehammer technique
Steel cage reminds Lesnar of his zoo habitat
Lesnar hurls feces at Triple H from treetops
Triple H finally has a reason to use Office Depot gift card
Paul Heyman Guy to Face Paul Levesque Guy
Triple H finally manages to drink entire bottle of water without spewing it all over himself
Dimwitted videogamer stumped by “Don’t Try This at Home” screen
Ultra-real WWE video game suspends players for wellness policy violations