TNA / Impact Wrestling
Satirical news about TNA and Impact Wrestling. 106 stories, 2012–2023.
Sting confirmed to face Undertaker at family funeral
Total Divas to feature WWE debut of Claire Lynch
McMahon buys TNA on a drunken whim
TNA signs David Arquette to 10-year contract
“Wrestling Matters,” says promotion that hired MMA fighter
Duane Gill worried his TNA debut has been overhyped
Mysterious TNA newcomer to debut, get released, tonight
TNA cuts costs by downsizing to three-sided ring
TNA releases everyone except Hogan
TNA launches “Don’t Watch This at Home” campaign
Twitter bans all professional wrestlers: “That’s enough,” says social media giant
CM Punk hopes WrestleMania will be a stepping stone to TNA
Disgruntled TNA fans chant “We Want Russo”
TNA to hold events in individual fans’ homes
“Pope” D’Angelo Dinero applies for vacant job at the Vatican
TNA proves once again that Hogan does not actually know best
TNA soon to reduce number of pay-per-views to zero
TNA’s Final Resolution fails to finally resolve anything
TNA fans on their feet (due to lack of chairs)
Wrestler thinks “tribal” tattoo expresses his uniqueness
Total Nonstop Action features frequent stops in the action
TNA stars seek wider exposure through Botchamania
TNA Wrestling celebrates 10 years of making WWE look better
