The Undertaker

Rest in peace: satirical news about The Undertaker. 188 stories, 2012–2024.

Wyatt Family getting pretty tired of carrying Undertaker around

Wyatt Family getting pretty tired of carrying Undertaker around

Having vanquished Undertaker, Lesnar sets sights on Bayley

Having vanquished Undertaker, Lesnar sets sights on Bayley

Lesnar soothes pre-match jitters with candlelit bubblebath

Lesnar soothes pre-match jitters with candlelit bubblebath

Undertaker wishes he had thought of trombone gimmick

Undertaker wishes he had thought of trombone gimmick

Undertaker-Lesnar tiebreaker booked for Iowa house show

Undertaker-Lesnar tiebreaker booked for Iowa house show

Undertaker-Lesnar feud revealed to be elaborate SWERVED prank

Undertaker-Lesnar feud revealed to be elaborate SWERVED prank

Sting sues Undertaker for haircut infringement

Sting sues Undertaker for haircut infringement

Undertaker attempts laughter, fails

Undertaker attempts laughter, fails

NEW SUMMERSLAM STIPULATION! If Undertaker Wins, Streak is Restored

NEW SUMMERSLAM STIPULATION! If Undertaker Wins, Streak is Restored

EXCLUSIVE! We Plagiarized Meltzer Before Any Other Sites Had a Chance!

EXCLUSIVE! We Plagiarized Meltzer Before Any Other Sites Had a Chance!

Fifth hour added to SummerSlam to accommodate Undertaker’s entrance

Fifth hour added to SummerSlam to accommodate Undertaker’s entrance

Lesnar and Undertaker awkwardly show up for same Zumba class

Lesnar and Undertaker awkwardly show up for same Zumba class

Millions of wrestling fans gather for enormous group hug

Millions of wrestling fans gather for enormous group hug

Lesnar vows to conquer Undertaker’s seven-year, no-match SummerSlam streak

Lesnar vows to conquer Undertaker’s seven-year, no-match SummerSlam streak

Undertaker and Lesnar amicably agree to disagree

Undertaker and Lesnar amicably agree to disagree

Undertaker-Lesnar brawl re-erupts at local Applebee’s

Undertaker-Lesnar brawl re-erupts at local Applebee’s

Undertaker, Sting, Austin, Andre confirmed for SummerSlam

Undertaker, Sting, Austin, Andre confirmed for SummerSlam

Foley admits fall from cell was “totally fake”

Foley admits fall from cell was “totally fake”

Undertaker calls in sick for WrestleMania

Undertaker calls in sick for WrestleMania

Shocked Undertaker fan rehearsing his bored face

Shocked Undertaker fan rehearsing his bored face

Undertaker worried new tights make his butt look fat

Undertaker worried new tights make his butt look fat

Undertaker returns at house show, loses to Axel

Undertaker returns at house show, loses to Axel

Undertaker aims to extend WrestleMania losing streak

Undertaker aims to extend WrestleMania losing streak

Undertaker’s Facebook year-in-review a heartbreaking reminder of failure

Undertaker’s Facebook year-in-review a heartbreaking reminder of failure