The Rock
Satirical news about The Rock, Dwayne Johnson, and the Final Boss. 45 stories, 2012–2025.
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Cody Rhodes gets WrestleMania pre-show match against Baron Corbin
Former WWE star Elias rumored to replace Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett
Taylor Swift to tag-team with The Rock at WrestleMania, says source
Did you know? Dwayne Johnson’s stunt-double in Black Adam is Damian Mizdow
Who’s the bigger Hollywood star: The Rock or The Miz?
Virus patients report sudden inability to smell what Rock is cooking
XFL Owner Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson buys TOUT, WBF, ICOPRO & Vince McMahon’s used futon
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson buys XFL, TOUT, WBF and ICOPRO
We put famous wrestling catch-phrases through multiple layers of Google Translate — enjoy!
Has The Miz surpassed Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Hollywood’s greatest wrestler-turned-actor?
Will Dwayne Johnson EVER emerge from the shadow of his father, Rocky?
The wait is finally over: Angle returning to ring after literally DAYS of build-up
Wrestler who ridiculed Rock for being “part-timer” returns after hiatus
Rock return imminent to wisecrack about Universal Championship using “Uranus”
Did You Know? Hollywood Star Dwayne Johnson Once Dabbled in Pro Wrestling!
Cena to return at WrestleMania for once-in-a-lifetime showdown against Rock
Sumbitch turned lengthwise, removed from candy-ass
Samoan wrestler inexplicably not related to Rock
WrestleMania 31 Ranked Among “Top 30 WrestleManias of All Time”
Rock confirmed for WrestleMa- IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT ROCK CONFIRMED FOR
Think you know wrestling trivia? Try this killer quiz!
American hero conquers evil Russian with dick jokes
