Survivor Series
Satirical news about Survivor Series. 23 stories, 2012–2023.
We scored an EXCLUSIVE interview with CM Punk (not the wrestler — the respected economist Cedric Montague Punk — but still)!
CM Punk expected to return at Survivor Series by hatching from large mysterious egg
Vince McMahon finally loses the last and largest of his marbles
We finally got around to watching Survivor Series 1997 — and something seems fishy about the ending
Clash of Champions to be immediately followed by Survivor Series
Becky Lynch’s baby scheduled to hatch from giant egg at Survivor Series
Becky Lynch’s baby to hatch from enormous egg at Survivor Series
Developmental wrestlers officially better than developed wrestlers
Angry fans complain NXT “sold out” by winning Survivor Series
Survivor Series was taped immediately after NXT TakeOver, and here’s what happened
Enzo Amore “invades” local Applebee’s unnoticed
Men not allowed to compete at upcoming Greatest Survivor Series in Themyscira
USA Network cancels SmackDown LIVE after “disgraceful” Survivor Series loss to Raw
Survivor Series cancelled after Raw and SmackDown superstars “agree to disagree”
Cesaro buys briefcase, forges contract, bides time
McMahon desperately hoping Bleacher Report will accept his Survivor Series predictions
Sting confirmed for Survivor Series, reports some guy on internet
Cena quits Team Cena
Gobbledy Gooker slaughtered in McMahon family Thanksgiving ritual
Vince McMahon googles Survivor Series card
Smug wrestling fan looking forward to hating Survivor Series
Traditional Survivors Series match expected to be traditionally long, dull
