Royal Rumble
Satirical news about the Royal Rumble. 117 stories, 2012–2023.
AJ Styles confirmed to debut, get sidelined with injury, this Sunday
WWE announces seven surprise Royal Rumble entrants
Humiliated Bryan sets sights on more attainable Divas championship
Reigns’ Rumble victory blamed on bad call by Seahawks coach
Wrestling fans dislike movie, launch #CancelNetflix campaign
Furious over Royal Rumble outcome, God cancels Raw
McMahon fails to get #SubscribeToWWENetwork trending
Did CM Punk just arrive at Royal Rumble arena?
WWE SCANDAL: Royal Rumble entry order might not be random
Lesnar adopts nickname Mr. Most Days Off
Brie Bella’s husband to compete in Royal Rumble
WWE to repackage returning star as Braniel “The Goat” Dyanson
North Korea hacks WWE, reveals wrestling may be rigged
Lesnar a playable character in WWE 2K15, but only four times a year
Six-month commitment to WWE Network is fan’s longest-ever relationship
Kane to portray rapping plumber, because why the hell not at this point?
“Best Rumble ever!” says first-time Rumble viewer
Frustrated Daniel Bryan signs with TNA
WWE Universe goes on strike
Kingston to avoid Rumble elimination by amputating feet
23 Royal Rumble participants to be portrayed by Hunico
Anyone could win Royal Rumble, except 27 of its participants
30 half-naked musclemen to entwine their glistening bodies in annual orgiastic ritual
