Trump appoints Eugene as campaign manager
Trump tax returns leaked by Irwin R. Schyster
Trump vows to shut down Lucha Underground
American presidental race revealed as elaborate Swerved prank
United States officially enters its Attitude Era
Trump alleges pro wrestling is “rigged”
Trump declares he will celebrate victory by shaving Clinton’s head
Was Trump’s WWE Hall of Fame speech plagiarized from Fabulous Moolah’s?
Trump enters convention to “Real American,” tears off suit, flexes
World peace breaks out after Lesnar urges all nationalities to “stand together”
Bewildered Americans turn to pro wrestling for saner version of reality
“Unexpected Cena” expected
Barrett chosen to announce result of American election
America’s Disgrace: Only 20 Percent of Presidential Frontrunners are in WWE Hall of Fame
President Tunney returns to save America from Trump
Trump demands deportation of mysterious wrestlers back to Parts Unknown
Trump vows to make Mr. America great again
Linda McMahon returns to face Lesnar at WrestleMania
Man’s entire political worldview shaped by foreign wrestling heels
Austin saves America by once again stunning Trump
Sting to finally take rightful place alongside Drew Carey, Donald Trump
Trump demands deportation of illegal foreign objects
Trump demands removal of immigrants from WWE Hall of Fame
Congressional hearing alleges untrue reporting by Kayfabe News