Wrestling & Politics

Satirical news where wrestling meets politics. 223 stories, 2012–2025.

Trump appoints Eugene as campaign manager

Trump appoints Eugene as campaign manager

Trump tax returns leaked by Irwin R. Schyster

Trump tax returns leaked by Irwin R. Schyster

Trump vows to shut down Lucha Underground

Trump vows to shut down Lucha Underground

American presidental race revealed as elaborate Swerved prank

American presidental race revealed as elaborate Swerved prank

United States officially enters its Attitude Era

United States officially enters its Attitude Era

Trump alleges pro wrestling is “rigged”

Trump alleges pro wrestling is “rigged”

Trump declares he will celebrate victory by shaving Clinton’s head

Trump declares he will celebrate victory by shaving Clinton’s head

Was Trump’s WWE Hall of Fame speech plagiarized from Fabulous Moolah’s?

Was Trump’s WWE Hall of Fame speech plagiarized from Fabulous Moolah’s?

Trump enters convention to “Real American,” tears off suit, flexes

Trump enters convention to “Real American,” tears off suit, flexes

World peace breaks out after Lesnar urges all nationalities to “stand together”

World peace breaks out after Lesnar urges all nationalities to “stand together”

Bewildered Americans turn to pro wrestling for saner version of reality

Bewildered Americans turn to pro wrestling for saner version of reality

“Unexpected Cena” expected

“Unexpected Cena” expected

Barrett chosen to announce result of American election

Barrett chosen to announce result of American election

America’s Disgrace: Only 20 Percent of Presidential Frontrunners are in WWE Hall of Fame

America’s Disgrace: Only 20 Percent of Presidential Frontrunners are in WWE Hall of Fame

President Tunney returns to save America from Trump

President Tunney returns to save America from Trump

Trump demands deportation of mysterious wrestlers back to Parts Unknown

Trump demands deportation of mysterious wrestlers back to Parts Unknown

Trump vows to make Mr. America great again

Trump vows to make Mr. America great again

Linda McMahon returns to face Lesnar at WrestleMania

Linda McMahon returns to face Lesnar at WrestleMania

Man’s entire political worldview shaped by foreign wrestling heels

Man’s entire political worldview shaped by foreign wrestling heels

Austin saves America by once again stunning Trump

Austin saves America by once again stunning Trump

Sting to finally take rightful place alongside Drew Carey, Donald Trump

Sting to finally take rightful place alongside Drew Carey, Donald Trump

Trump demands deportation of illegal foreign objects

Trump demands deportation of illegal foreign objects

Trump demands removal of immigrants from WWE Hall of Fame

Trump demands removal of immigrants from WWE Hall of Fame

Congressional hearing alleges untrue reporting by Kayfabe News

Congressional hearing alleges untrue reporting by Kayfabe News