Wrestling & Politics
Satirical news where wrestling meets politics. 223 stories, 2012–2025.
Due to the country’s long history of human-rights violations, WWE cancels upcoming events in United States
Austin admits to senate inquiry he “drank a few beers” in 1990s but denies drunken ass-whuppings
Trump insists he single-handedly defeated Umaga at WrestleMania 23
WikiLeaks threatens to publish all 100,000 pages of Hillbilly Jim speech
Trump blasts Pro Wrestling Illustrated as “FAKE NEWS” for not including him in PWI 500
Backstage source: Owens to be repackaged as bleach-blonde “Real American”
Is Hornswoggle behind the new QAnonGM conspiracy?
EDUCATION CRISIS! 9 out of 10 Americans can’t name three past WWE US Champions
WWE wrestlers spark controversy by taking a knee during Rusev Day anthem
In historic summit, Trump asks Putin how he celebrates Rusev Day
Trump demands Intercontinental Championship be renamed “America First Championship”
Trump appoints Max Moon head of Space Force
Trump adds hair-versus-hair stipulation to historic North Korea summit
WWE vows to help planet by reducing its Corbin footprint
Trump demands North Korea shut down its green mist program
WWE SmackDown to become most believable programming on Fox
SCANDAL! President Trump never wears his WWE Hall of Fame ring
Trump blocks import of illegal foreign objects by imposing tariffs on heel wrestlers’ trunks
Trump declares Rusev Day a national holiday
Jarrett to lip-sync induction speech actually delivered by Roadie
Trump calls for travel ban from Japan to “protect American wrestling championships”
Mysterious wrestlers outraged after Trump calls Parts Unknown a “shithole”
Delusional Trump claims to be in WWE Hall of Fame
