Florida sex-ed curriculum now limited to Edge and Lita’s “Live Sex Celebration”
Due to rising travel costs, WWE to tour only within Florida for “foreseeable future”
WWE legend spotted backstage at Money in the Bank
WWE pre-taped the next 12 weeks of programming to give Superstars a nice summer holiday
McMahon advises Trump to dangle economic stimulus package over America in metal briefcase
Lesnar reportedly planning full “Gangnam Style” dance for tonight’s Raw
Lesnar baffled to find contractual documents in his new boombox
Lesnar wins NXT, 24/7 and Women’s championships
Fan with replica Money in the Bank briefcase “cashes in” on fan with replica championship belt
WWE CONTROVERSY! So-called “steel chairs” 92 percent aluminum
WWE to replace “Money in the Bank” with more innovative “Bitcoin in the Blockchain”
Cost-cutting WWE switches to Money in the Bank fannypack
Wrestling fan spends his last money in the bank on ticket to event of same name
Lazy wrestlers demand Money in the Bank Escalator Matches
Ambrose admits he “just didn’t want to carry that stupid briefcase” everywhere
Cesaro buys briefcase, forges contract, bides time
Rollins decides to cash-in for Divas Championship instead
Rookie underdog finally gets his moment in WWE spotlight
Rusev to face Obama at Money in the Bank
Remorseful Orton returns championship to heartbroken Bryan
Money in the Bank briefcase washes ashore in Japan
Orton fails to cash-in Money in the Bank contract after 17-minute walk to the ring
Ric Flair fondly recalls having money in the bank
Rob Van Dam wants MITB briefcase as a place to hide his stash