Monday Night Raw
Satirical news about Monday Night Raw. 228 stories, 2012–2025.
WWE announces Monday Night Raw becoming a “two-night spectacular”
“X-Pac Heat” officially renamed “Hogan Heat”
Hero lives long enough to see himself become the villain
Wrestling fans respond: “No, let us tell YOU something brother!”
WWE Raw moving to Netflix, SmackDown moving to TOUT
WWE Raw moving to Netflix — but the mail-away DVD version of Netflix
Raw and SmackDown superstars to collide on PPV “Permitted Door”
Are you ready for the 100th annual D-X reunion?
WWE fires entire Creative team, to be replaced by ChatGPT
Tucker Carlson joins WWE Raw commentary team
Florida sex-ed curriculum now limited to Edge and Lita’s “Live Sex Celebration”
“WWE’s Most Wanted Treasures” finally tracks down Foley’s ear
Professional wrestling exposed as “fake” by intoxicated blowhard two barstools over who won’t shut up
WWE predicts “ratings bonanza” with 2022 return of Anonymous Raw General Manager
WWE unveils new flagship Monday program “RAW 2.0 — COOKED”
Were you fooled by the “John Cena” hologram on Raw?
WWE insists Raw Underground “never existed”
Spectator with sign causes massive 27-wrestler pileup on WWE Raw
WWE pre-taped the next 12 weeks of programming to give Superstars a nice summer holiday
FACT: Raw Underground still happens every Monday but is so “underground” the cameras can’t find it
Nickelback confirmed for 30-minute “greatest hits” set each night of WrestleMania
Schiavone spoils pre-taped Raw ending, sarcastically adding: “That’ll put faces on screens!”
WWE denies anything called “Raw Underground” ever existed
