Michael Cole
Satirical news about Michael Cole and WWE commentary. 111 stories, 2012–2022.
WrestleMania draws 80,000 fans — 77,000 of whom will watch entirely on big screens
WrestleMania pre-show to begin immediately following Royal Rumble
WWE unveils new six-sided ring
Leaked WWE documents reveal new names and gimmicks for main-roster call-ups
WWE CONTROVERSY! So-called “steel chairs” 92 percent aluminum
Mauro Ranallo suspended for “excessive on-air greetings” to his mother, Mia
Is Hornswoggle behind the new QAnonGM conspiracy?
“Something something Big Dog something something yard,” murmurs sleeping Michael Cole
WWE announces WrestleMania 35 to be all-women event
WWE bills Reigns-Lesnar SummerSlam showdown as “Once in a Lifetime” match
Michael Cole suspended for not hollering “The Big Dog” frequently enough
Wrestler’s unexpected arrival shocks everyone, except apparently sound guy in charge of music
Unprecedented! Rival wrestlers forced to become unlikely tag partners!
Michael Cole describes what his son Adam was like as a baybay
Is Rousey the greatest female pro wrestler of all time?
We rank the 728 most shocking times wrestlers pointed at the WrestleMania sign
Strowman ordered to undergo anger management with Dr. Shelby
Wrestling commentator can’t believe his eyes for landmark 10,000th time
We rank Kane’s 147 most shocking returns
Second-generation superstar Adam Cole hopes to emerge from shadow of father Michael
Two wrestlers square off in innovative “Double Threat Match”
Safety First! WWE to add guardrail around Raw stage
WWE commentators now outnumber wrestlers
