Kane
Satirical news about Kane, the Big Red Machine and Knox County mayor. 50 stories, 2012–2018.
Kane forgets ring attire at home for 67th consecutive week
Corpse of Katie Vick joins cast of Total Divas
Kane shockingly removes, puts on, removes, puts on, removes mask
Bryan and Kane privately hug it out
Daniel Bryan terrorized by masked libertarian
Mother’s Day a sad reminder for Lita of Kane’s miscarried rape-baby
Daniel Bryan stripped of title for operating forklift without license
Kane to portray rapping plumber, because why the hell not at this point?
Scooby Doo solves mystery of Katie Vick
Dr. Shelby stripped of psychiatric license
Necrophiliac pyromaniac dentist climbs corporate ladder
Ric Flair issues WrestleMania challenge to Kane’s suit jacket
Kane replaced in ladder match by Fake Diesel
Kane returns to dentistry
Police nearing arrest in suspicious fire at Kane’s childhood home
Hogan asks Kane for burn remedies
Chris Masters rescues Kane from inferno match
Valentine’s Day a bittersweet reminder for Kane of Katie Vick
Kane realizes no amount of Febreze will de-stink his mask
Kane and Bryan solve dispute by listening to Queen’s “We Are the Champions”
Kane designs “I Dig Dead Chicks” t-shirt
Kane not sure why he’s booked in three-way match either
Bob Orton injured in Kane attack; will need arm cast for years
