John Cena
Every unreal story about John Cena: Make-A-Wish, the indy circuit, Hollywood, and never giving up. 166 stories, 2012–2026.
Cena versus Orton billed as “Once in a Lifetime”
Wrestling Fans Vow: “If Cena Wins We Whine”
Hulk Hogan confirmed for WrestleMania and subsequent hospitalization
Cool Make-A-Wish kid planning to somehow re-injure Cena
Cena avoids impregnating Bella by pulling out at two
Riot police on standby for next week’s Cena victory
Cena sneezes, kicks out atchoo
Cena fan hits puberty, rethinks everything
Surgeon’s grim prognosis for Cena: “You can’t wrestle”
Make-A-Wish Foundation sends Cena to visit dying TNA
Cena stripped of Thuganomics doctorate for malpractice
Cena forgets which Bella Twin he’s dating
Cena donates Bella Twin to Make-A-Wish kid
Orton fails to cash-in Money in the Bank contract after 17-minute walk to the ring
Bleacher Report predicts every conceivable outcome of Extreme Rules
Terminally ill child grants wish for injured Cena
The Rock to perform in WrestleMania main event via satellite
80,000 fans flock to New Jersey to watch spandex-clad men smeared in baby oil tussle
Guy with “Cena Nuff” sign has never “Cena woman naked”
Newborns looking forward to “Once in a Lifetime” Rock-Cena match
Unprotected sex with porn star allegedly gave Cena a case of Boston Crabs
John Cena romantically linked to Ron Jeremy
Cereal spokesman to face milk spokesman at WrestleMania
