John Cena
Every unreal story about John Cena: Make-A-Wish, the indy circuit, Hollywood, and never giving up. 166 stories, 2012–2026.
Cena signs five-match contract with Saudi-based LIV Wrestling
Broke and desperate, Cena hits the indy circuit
Cena grants WrestleMania wish for man-child suffering from terminal talentlessness
Heroic Make-A-Wish kid blindsides Cena with chairshot
Trump signs executive order demanding Cena turn back babyface
Cena verbally berates sick children for Break-A-Wish Foundation
Heel Cena takes back thousands of wishes
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“Never Give Up” wrestler giving up wrestling
CORRECTION: John Cena did NOT undergo a Satanic humiliation ritual at the Oscars
Cena completes bizarre initiation ritual to join Hollywood’s Satanic elite
Cena changes slogan to more realistic “Sometimes Give Up”
John Cena reportedly “furious” every time Make-A-Wish kids request different celebrity
Cena accidentally visits kid who doesn’t know he’s sick yet
Were you fooled by the “John Cena” hologram on Raw?
Did you know? In real life, John Cena only has a community college diploma in thuganomics
China apologizes for calling John Cena a great rapper
John Cena apologizes for calling Liechtenstein a unitary democracy under a parliamentary semi-constitutional monarchy
Were some parts of the “Firefly Fun House” match fictionalized?
The Champ is Back? WWE’s new “spinner” Universal Championship hints at full-time Cena return
WWE.com currently 100% John Cena content
Injured Cena gets Make-A-Wish visit from self
Heroic Make-A-Wish kid requests that Cena replace Corbin at WrestleMania
