Jon Moxley / Dean Ambrose
Satirical news about Jon Moxley, formerly Dean Ambrose. 95 stories, 2012–2025.
Botanists boycott WWE after “disgusting” attack on Mitch the Plant
WWE hosts its annual second-rate knock-off of Bound for Glory
WrestleMania was pre-taped this morning, and here are the leaked results!
WWE Studios expected to clean up at Oscars
Super Hot Photos of WWE Divas — How To Erase This Search From Your Google History
Royal Rumble was pre-taped this morning and here are the results!
Lesnar, Reigns, Ambrose, Owens, Undertaker, Wyatts, New Day suffer injuries, will be out of action past WrestleMania
Opponent inexplicably fails to anticipate rebounding Ambrose
McMahon vows to boost Raw ratings tonight by sacrificing this lamb
Cesaro buys briefcase, forges contract, bides time
Undertaker continues talk show circuit with Maury Povich paternity test
Ambrose miraculously rebounds from ropes for billionth goddamn time
WWE says barricade-jumping fans will now be shot on sight
Ambrose and Reigns re-form Shield with crazed fan
Cena performs convincing springboard stunner
Watch These Rescued WWE Wrestlers See Sunshine and Feel Grass for the First Time! I have tears!
Homophobic wrestling fan suddenly realizes he’s watching oiled-up musclemen tussle
WWE hosts best FastLane ever
“Don’t try this at home,” urges wealthy former backyard wrestler
Reigns’ Rumble victory blamed on bad call by Seahawks coach
Bret Hart suddenly signs up for Skype
Injured Cena gets Make-A-Wish visit from self
Desperate WWE pins hopes on yet another TNA reject
