CM Punk
Pipe bombs, walkouts, and Pepsi: satirical CM Punk news. 193 stories, 2012–2024.
CM Punk transitions from pro wrestling to fake sport
CM Punk return eminent, reports source who doesn’t know difference between eminent and imminent
WWE loses ratings war to Colt Cabana’s podcast
CM Punk return imminent, denies CM Punk
5 Hugely Important Things CM Punk Failed to Mention on Podcast
Sting confirmed for Survivor Series, reports some guy on internet
CM Punk decides to go out for walk, walks out
Elusive CM Punk re-emerges with Renee Zellweger’s old face
Commentators insist Raw crowd is chanting “See, I’m drunk!”
Chicago Raw crowd expected to be lively, super-annoying
Virtual CM Punk “walks out” of video game
Godwinns take ALS Slop Bucket Challenge
Undertaker, Punk confirmed for Legends House Season 2
Ultra-realistic WWE videogame includes idiots chanting “CM Punk”
Leaked photo shows CM Punk backstage at Raw
CM Punk “walks out” of sabbatical
CM Punk posts cryptic tweet hinting at WWE return
Entire WWE roster expected to quit by Friday
CM Punk returns as Sin Cara
Guy who met CM Punk once says he can “totally relate to Phil”
Kane to portray rapping plumber, because why the hell not at this point?
CM Punk’s return “imminent,” reports guy who doesn’t know what “imminent” means
Lone fan doing “CM Punk” chant turns out to be CM Punk
