Chris Jericho
Satirical news about Chris Jericho, the list, and the scarf. 44 stories, 2012–2024.
Jericho declares himself Man of 1,004 Surprise Returns
McMahon limo bombing was a mob-style hit, claims Apter
Rookie underdog Jericho finally gets much-needed win
Jericho’s third autobiography shortlisted for Pulitzer
Tonight’s Raw a rerun
Jericho returns to WWE, goes on hiatus
Forgetful Jericho down to 997 holds
Jericho to be cryogenically frozen for Y3J return
Chris Jericho’s family to star in MTV reality show “The Fozzbournes”
CM Punk unaware there’s a pay-per-view Sunday
Dancing With the Stars to feature a “wrestle-off”
Jericho gets revenge by forcing Fandango to listen to Fozzy
Jericho adorably insists Fozzy would be successful if he weren’t already famous
Jericho collapses onstage under weight of own ego
Chris Jericho learns 1,005th hold
Seeking more time off, Jericho defecates on Brazilian flag
Chris Jericho cancels appointment for Brazilian wax
“Doomsday Prepper” still hiding in bunker in fear of Y2J problem
CM Punk fires back: “Well your dad is a Jerichoholic!”
Jericho’s jacket sparks widespread seizures