Chris Jericho

Satirical news about Chris Jericho, the list, and the scarf. 44 stories, 2012–2024.

Jericho declares himself Man of 1,004 Surprise Returns

Jericho declares himself Man of 1,004 Surprise Returns

McMahon limo bombing was a mob-style hit, claims Apter

McMahon limo bombing was a mob-style hit, claims Apter

Rookie underdog Jericho finally gets much-needed win

Rookie underdog Jericho finally gets much-needed win

Jericho’s third autobiography shortlisted for Pulitzer

Jericho’s third autobiography shortlisted for Pulitzer

Tonight’s Raw a rerun

Tonight’s Raw a rerun

Jericho returns to WWE, goes on hiatus

Jericho returns to WWE, goes on hiatus

Forgetful Jericho down to 997 holds

Forgetful Jericho down to 997 holds

Jericho to be cryogenically frozen for Y3J return

Jericho to be cryogenically frozen for Y3J return

Chris Jericho’s family to star in MTV reality show “The Fozzbournes”

Chris Jericho’s family to star in MTV reality show “The Fozzbournes”

CM Punk unaware there’s a pay-per-view Sunday

CM Punk unaware there’s a pay-per-view Sunday

Dancing With the Stars to feature a “wrestle-off”

Dancing With the Stars to feature a “wrestle-off”

Jericho gets revenge by forcing Fandango to listen to Fozzy

Jericho gets revenge by forcing Fandango to listen to Fozzy

Jericho adorably insists Fozzy would be successful if he weren’t already famous

Jericho adorably insists Fozzy would be successful if he weren’t already famous

Jericho collapses onstage under weight of own ego

Jericho collapses onstage under weight of own ego

Chris Jericho learns 1,005th hold

Chris Jericho learns 1,005th hold

Seeking more time off, Jericho defecates on Brazilian flag

Seeking more time off, Jericho defecates on Brazilian flag

Chris Jericho cancels appointment for Brazilian wax

Chris Jericho cancels appointment for Brazilian wax

“Doomsday Prepper” still hiding in bunker in fear of Y2J problem

“Doomsday Prepper” still hiding in bunker in fear of Y2J problem

CM Punk fires back: “Well your dad is a Jerichoholic!”

CM Punk fires back: “Well your dad is a Jerichoholic!”

Jericho’s jacket sparks widespread seizures

Jericho’s jacket sparks widespread seizures