SUMMERSLAM SPOILER! Becky [SPOILER] returns to defeat [SPOILER] Belair for WWE Women’s Cham[SPOILER]ship

Guys, have you seen SummerSlam yet? 

No? You’re recording it? 

Oh. Shoot. 

We really, really wanted to share the exciting news from tonight’s live WWE pay-per-view. 

Suffice it to say, a certain “Man” returned to WWE tonight after taking a maternity leave. This Irish redhead, who shall not be named, shocked everyone by beating a certain ponytailed someone… for something. 

Let’s just say a lass got kicked! 

Screw it. Becky Lynch came back and won the championship. 

You really should have watched it live.