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Hair-Versus-Hair Stipulation Added to American Election

Hair-Versus-Hair Stipulation Added to American Election

Enzo and Cass delight fans with long string of random shouted syllables

Enzo and Cass delight fans with long string of random shouted syllables

Will This Man Be at Hell in a Cell?

Will This Man Be at Hell in a Cell?

Ellsworth already drafting Hall of Fame speech

Ellsworth already drafting Hall of Fame speech

You Won’t Believe What Finn Bálor Looks Like Now!

You Won’t Believe What Finn Bálor Looks Like Now!

Only One Presidential Candidate is in WWE Hall of Fame: The Choice is Clear, America

Only One Presidential Candidate is in WWE Hall of Fame: The Choice is Clear, America

Climate Change Denier Insists Scorpio Still 2 Cold

Climate Change Denier Insists Scorpio Still 2 Cold

Sasha and Charlotte to square off in no-rope-barbed-wire-light-tubes deathmatch

Sasha and Charlotte to square off in no-rope-barbed-wire-light-tubes deathmatch

Creepy Clown Sightings Attributed to Unemployed Doinks

Creepy Clown Sightings Attributed to Unemployed Doinks

Wrestling fan chanting “stupid idiot” fails to see the irony

Wrestling fan chanting “stupid idiot” fails to see the irony

Meet the New Face of WWE

Meet the New Face of WWE

CLINTON EMAIL SCANDAL! Was Hillary the Anonymous Raw GM?

CLINTON EMAIL SCANDAL! Was Hillary the Anonymous Raw GM?

LEAKED! Jericho’s list mostly just the word “Kevin” with heart over the “i”

LEAKED! Jericho’s list mostly just the word “Kevin” with heart over the “i”

WWE fans eagerly anticipating match they heartily shat upon 12 years ago

WWE fans eagerly anticipating match they heartily shat upon 12 years ago

Dixie Carter Buys WWE

Dixie Carter Buys WWE

Entire WWE locker room suspended over “locker room banter”

Entire WWE locker room suspended over “locker room banter”

Trump appoints Eugene as campaign manager

Trump appoints Eugene as campaign manager

Goldberg returns, jaded fans immediately chant “Ryyyyybaaaack”

Goldberg returns, jaded fans immediately chant “Ryyyyybaaaack”

Unwed parents of Sasha Banks confess she is an Illegit Boss

Unwed parents of Sasha Banks confess she is an Illegit Boss

Heyman returns after overcoming his lifelong fear of public speaking

Heyman returns after overcoming his lifelong fear of public speaking

Trump tax returns leaked by Irwin R. Schyster

Trump tax returns leaked by Irwin R. Schyster

Trump vows to shut down Lucha Underground

Trump vows to shut down Lucha Underground

Politically correct Cena changes catchphrase to “You are visually impaired”

Politically correct Cena changes catchphrase to “You are visually impaired”

WWE buys TNA tape library, discovers it’s all on Betamax

WWE buys TNA tape library, discovers it’s all on Betamax